Thursday, April 17, 2008

Mother and daughter phone call

The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listenedwith
relief to the kindly voice in her ear.

"How are you, darling?" it said. "What kind of a day are you having?"

"Oh, mother," said the housewife, breaking into bitter tears, "I've had sucha
bad day. The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven'thad a
chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and Ihave to
hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposedto have two
couples over for dinner tonight."

The mother was shocked and was at once all sympathy.

"Oh, darling," she said, "sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in
half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook yourdinner for
you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'llbe at your house
to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'lldo everything. In
fact, I'll evencall George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and
help outfor once."

"George?" said the housewife. "Who's George?"

"Why, George! Your husband!... Isn't this 223-1374?"

"No, this is 232-1374."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number."

There was a short pause and the housewife said,

"Does this mean you're not coming over?"

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