Wednesday, May 11, 2011

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Hyderabad passport office ...experince hell on earth

This happened on May09 2011..



I want to get my Passport (with visa’s ) renewed via tatkal service provided at Hyderabad. As I am a tech savvy filled the form in from the passport website. It suggested me 11:00 am as the time to arrive at office.



My father always insists me to go early to government offices so I started at 6:00 AM in Nacharam and I reached the passport office by 6:30 am .To my surprise I found long queue waiting for passport. There are 2 different queues , one for woman carrying infants, senior citizens and Physically handicapped and other one for new passport applications, renewals and tatkals.



I know the limit per day for passport office is around 300 tatkal and 100 general. The queue on both sides is around 500 odd people.



So I went and joined the long queue at 6:45 am. Passport office only opens by 8:00 am.



I wanted to try my luck with brokers who are saying/boosting to do anything for money. I asked a broker then he told that he will take Rs 2500 for getting an appointment next day. If I go through a broker the total would be Rs 5000 which was not affordable to me and one of my Cousin had a very bad experience with brokers.



I asked few people in the line when they stood in the line few answered that they came on Saturday evening , some came on Sunday morning.



I went back to the line where I was standing ..after few hours in hot sun ..all my energy got exhausted ..so I left home (I was confident that even if I stood in that line I would not have entered the passport office).



Here are few tips if you’re going to passport office…



1.Try to go on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday as I feel the queue would be less.

2.Try to bring water bottle , some energy drinks and biscuits .

3.Try to reach passport office as early as possible (ie by 3am )

4.Dont believe the words of brokers as a new strict officer who joined recently after the CBI raid at passport office doesn’t encourage them at all.

5.If you stay nearby to passport office then ask your watchman or someone else to sleep in the night near passport office so that you can take his position next day morning.

6.Protect yourself from sun and rain etc as you need to stand in hot sun or rain if you want to get passport.

7.If your not having a habit of sitting on ground take a small stool with you so that you can sit if the line is not moving.(I am not able to stand in line continuously for 4-5 hours )

8.If your carrying infants carry more than enough food for them .

9.Police standing outside also doesn’t have much information.

10.if you have time then apply through e seva centers and head post offices rather than standing in the line for fresh passports.


My other passport experinces
Passport experinces in Hyderabad


Please put your comments if you agree/disagree with me…

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Wonderfull definations

Wonderfully described definitions.........










CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!



MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either



CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present





COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece





TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!



CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on





ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

a feeling

you have never felt before



CLASSIC:

A book

which people praise,

but never read



SMILE:

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!





OFFICE:

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life



YAWN:

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth





EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes





DIPLOMAT:

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip





OPTIMIST:

A person

who while falling

from EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"





MISER:

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!





FATHER:

A banker

provided by

nature





BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early





POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later









DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!





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All about Rajinikanth ...Just joking


When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia



Crazy people!!!! ;)





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When Rajnikant was a Student……..



Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!



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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is

“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.





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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…





Guess why??????





To Iron his Clothes……………………………



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Rajnikant was shot today..

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.

.

Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J





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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!



Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…



..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well



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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D



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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"



He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"



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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….



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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…



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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-

Faster ..

Better…

RAJNIKANT….





No it should be (strictly)



RAJNIKANT.

RAJNIKANT..

RAJNIKANT…



Mind it

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims

across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other



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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”



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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P

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Rajni can walk faster than light….



“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.



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Law of Conservation of Rajni





All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.





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One more:



Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth



Today that powder is known as….



“AMBUJA CEMENT”







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Monday, May 2, 2011

software engineer life

ఏమి జీవితం రా …..



కాలేజి లో ఉన్నన్నాళ్ళు చదువులు ఎప్పుడు అయిపోతాయ్ , exams నుంచి విముక్తి ఎప్పుడు వస్తుంది , job లో డబ్బులు ఎప్పుడు సంపాదిస్తాం అని తొందర పడతాం . ఉన్న జాబును వదేలయసే ఈప్పుడు చూడు again job search లో నా .. నా తిప్పలు పడి కనపడిన ప్రతి company interview attend అయి , ఏదోలా job సంపాదిస్తాం .

Job join.

First month - no work.only enjoy - all happies
Second month - work + enjoy – ok
Third month - only work. no enjoy - problem starts
అప్పటికి office politics తెలుస్తాయ్ .
పక్క team లో manager మంచోడు అయుంటాడు .
పక్క team లో అమ్మాయిలు బావుంటారు .
పక్క team లో hikes బాగా ఇస్తారు .
పక్క team లో work అసలే ఉండదు .
మనకి మాత్రం రోజు festival..
చేసిన పనికి ... చెయ్యని పనికి దొబ్బించుకోవటమే . ఒక్కో client ఏమో పిచ్చి నా .. requirements ఇస్తాడు . అవి పని చెయ్యవు అని తెలిసి కూడా అలానే చెయ్యాలి . అర్ధ రాత్రి support లు . onsite వాడిని బూతులు తిట్టి పారిపోదాం అనిపిస్తుంది . కానీ office లో net connection free and coffee free అనే ఒక్క ఆలోచన ఆపేస్తుంది . మనకి ఒక batch తయారవుతుంది .
ప్రతి రోజు TL, PM ని తిట్టుకుంటూ ఒక ఆరు నెలలు గడిపేస్తాం . ఇలా loop లో పెట్టి కొడితే రెండు ఏళ్ళు అయిపోతాయ్ . అప్పటికి కళ్ళ చుట్టూ black circles, వేళ్ళు వంకర్లు , మెడ నొప్పులు ... పిచ్చ నా .. జబ్బులు అన్ని వచ్చేసి ఉంటాయ్ . సొంత అమ్మ , నాన్న , అక్క , చెల్లి , అన్న , తమ్ముడి నే చుట్టం చూపుగా చూడటానికి వెళ్తుంటాం . ఒక వేళ bro/sis ఉంటే , వాళ్ళే .. s/w field లో ఉంటే .. అర్ధం చేసుకొని తిట్టటం మానేస్తారు . అలా లేకపోతే phone చేసిన ప్రతిసారి సంజాయిషీ .
salary పడుతూ ఉంటుంది . bonds కి అని , mutual funds కి అని , credit card bills కి అని కట్టి కట్టి .. సంపాదించింది అంతా ధార పోస్తాం . ఇంకేమన్నా మిగిలితే తెలివైనోడు అయితే home loan మీద , మనలాంటి వాడు అయితే గాలి తిరుగుడు మీద తగలేసేస్తాం .
ఇలా జీవితం ప్రశాంతంగా సాగుతూ .. ఉండగా one fine day ఎవడో ఒక ex-colleague / colleague పెళ్లి settle అయింది అని పిలుస్తాడు . మనకి ఒక అమ్మాయ్ ఉంటే బావుండు అనే ఒక వెర్రి ఆలోచన పుడుతుంది . మన s/w field లో బావున్న అమ్మాయిలు అంతా booked, married or north indians అయి ఉంటారు . అక్కడే వంద లో 95 మంది filter అయిపోతారు . మిగతా ఐదు లో 4 మందిని "friend" కంటే అక్కా .. అని పిలవటం better అనేటట్టు ఉంటారు . ఆ మిగిలిన ఒక్క అమ్మాయ్ కోసం team అంతా కొట్టేసుకుంటూ ఉంటాం . ఆ అమ్మాయ్ ఎవరితోనూ commit అవ్వకుండానే అందరితో free గా బతికేస్తూ .. ఉంటుంది . One more fine day పెళ్లి card ఇస్తుంది . ఇంకేముంది Heart breaking లా దేవదాస్ లా గడ్డం పెంచేసుకొని .. ఆ అమ్మాయి మంచిది కాదు అని deciding. next day నుంచి ఇంకొకళ్ళకి trying.
Reviews వస్తాయ్ . " నువ్వు excellent, నువ్వే లేనిదే company లేదు , కత్తి , కేక , కమాల్ , etc, etc ... " అని చెప్పి ఊరించి చివర్లో .. "but" అంటారు . తీరా చూస్తే నీ salary లో ఇంకో సనక్కాయ్ పెంచాం , పో .. అంటారు . Resume update cheyyali అని గత ఆరు నెలలు గా తీస్కుంటున్న decision ని మళ్ళా ఒకసారి స్మరించుకుని .. అలా ఇచ్చిన సనక్కాయల మీద బతికేస్తుంటాం .
… ఛీ .. ఎదవ జీవితం !!!









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