Showing posts with label boards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boards. Show all posts

Friday, August 29, 2008

virgin and pakistan cricket

Pakistan Cricket Board refuses Richard Branson's Virgin Airlines sponsorship!

Billionaire
Virgin Business Group boss, Richard Branson
has offered to sponsor the Pakistan cricket team,
currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

However, the embattled Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has
politely refused the generous multi-million- pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.

As one harassed Board official snapped:

'We can't have
'VIRGIN' written on our shirts,
when we're getting fucked in every match!!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

funny Signboards

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going
out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
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Advertisement in Pune Shop : Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no
strings attached.
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Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in
advance."
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up............. reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
straight out of the bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
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Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
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Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more
the relatives.
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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run
our business.
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A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or
else they will never be.
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Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to
khana free.