A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot
one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with they first
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the
triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding
ring on, but I like your thinking.