Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dog. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Cutting trees ...this has taken a serious turn





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Saturday, January 24, 2009

TV9 spoof ....enjoy

manam road meeda velthu untaam. Oka kukka pilla kaalu virigi kuntunthundi.manaki time unte aagi daaniki emi kaavalo chsutham, ledu ante ayyo paapamani jaali padi vellipothaam.
TV9 reporter velthunandu, ventaen Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaaducameramn ni pamputhadu.
Ika modalu........
krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?
ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna
Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?...Krishna
Swapna...ikkadai vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatamvalla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area
lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru
Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna
Kukka prasthutham kuntudthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debbathagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi.Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda,mooluguthundi.....swapna
Thank you Krishna, eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthuundtaaniki
meeku call chesthu untam.
Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi Krishnaandinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvathaKukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Raogaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.
Break Tarvatha..........
RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila
Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusiuntaaru.
Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu.Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ilakuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.
RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unteetuvanti badha?
Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debbathagina kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gattiaadharaalu
unnai.
RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi Krishnatelephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela
undi
Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)
Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?
Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.
Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu elaunnai?...krishna
Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thokavankara ga undi.
Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada
chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldierface lo thappa)
Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straightcheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu kidebba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.
Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam vallathoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deenipai mee spandana enti?
Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba
thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ranuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa vallakaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane perumaarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichidoctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru gaunna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantraedava
(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune
undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)

Sunday, September 14, 2008

almost married

Two old high school buddies get together at their class reunion. Having not seen each other for many years, the first guy asks, 'How have things been going?'

The second guy, speaking very slowly replied, 'I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d.'

The first guy says in amazement, 'Hey, you don't stutter any more, that's great.'

The second guy replies, 'Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y I w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r.'

The first guy congratulates him and then asks, 'What did you mean by you were almost married?'

'W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e..r..e s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r p..o..r..c..h a..n..d t..h..e d..o..g s..t..a..r..t..e..d s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..c..k, a..n..d s..o I t..o..l..d h..e..r t..h..a..t a..f..t..e..r w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d, s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e. A..n..d t..h..e..n s..h..e s..l..a..p..p..e..d m..e a..n..d t..h..r..e..w t..h..e .r..i..n..g o..n t..h..e g..r..o..u..n..d.'

'Why would she do that? Wasn't she a romantic type?' asks the first guy.

'W..e..l..l, s..h..e w..a..s, b..u..t I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l..o..w..l..y t..h..a..t, b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h..e w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s.'

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Washer man,donkey and dog story

There was once a washer man who had a donkey and a dog. One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house, the washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake. The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson. The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself. The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly. Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story " One must not engage in duties other than his own"........................


Now take a new look at the same storyĂ¢€¦


The washer man was a well educated man from a premier management institute. He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box. He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night. He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a bottom up approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it. Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and became his favorite pet. The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well. In the annual appraisal the dog managed a " meets requirement" Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around. The donkey was rated as "star performer". The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards. Soon he was over burdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a job rotationĂ¢€¦

Moral ..."Just do your work.."

If you have worked in a corporate environment, I am sure you haveguessed the characters of the new story.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Everyone needs someone who understands

A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.

Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."

"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."

The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"

"Sure," said the farmer.

And with that he let out a whistle," Here, Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.

As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....

"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."

With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself to a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need someone who understands."


The world is full of people who need someone who understands.