Showing posts with label kid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kid. Show all posts

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Smart answer 6

A teacher at a TAFE college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.'Now
listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being heretomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it, no otherexcuses whatsoever!'A
smart-arse at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What wouldhappen
if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexualexhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,shook her head and sweetly
said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write theexam with your other hand.

Smart answer -3 cop and kid

The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for
speeding,rolled down his window.'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop
said.The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'When the
policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his waywithout a ticket*.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Java

Teacher asks a Kid: What r the 2 latest versions of java??

kid says.....
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Marjava & Lutjava!!
Ishq me dil kya jaan b tere kar java o java. java