Showing posts with label john. Show all posts
Showing posts with label john. Show all posts

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Good manners

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good
manners,
asked her students the following question:

"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom.
I'll
be right back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
at
the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us
your
good manners?"

Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a
moment?
I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
introduce to you after dinner."

Friday, April 18, 2008

little john and teacher

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot
one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, "None, they all fly away with they first
gun shot"
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then, Little Johnny says "I have a question for YOU. There are three women
sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the
triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the
cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied "Well I suppose the one that's
gobbled down the top and sucked the cone"
To which Little Johnny replied, "The correct answer is the one with the wedding
ring on, but I like your thinking.