Showing posts with label driver. Show all posts
Showing posts with label driver. Show all posts

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Laloo ..suaar

One day Laloo was traveling by car. He
was going
to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time
and
unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident . At the sight Laloo
was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e
suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav
".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back
after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and
lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko
kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho!
baat kya
hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident .
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me,
then
danced for some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko
egjactly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :
"Main bola,
MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER HOON,
MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA
HAI......... ."

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Taxi driver ..first time

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and
then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that
again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much." The
driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25
years...

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Smart answer 4

A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up thatread 'Low
Bridge Ahead.'Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got
stuck underit. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
Thepoliceman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to
thedriver, 'Got stuck, eh?'The truck driver said, 'No, I was delivering this
bridge and ran out ofdiesel!'