Showing posts with label whiskey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label whiskey. Show all posts

Thursday, July 31, 2008

whiskey and worms

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about The evils of liquor,
So he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water,
A glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded,
"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."