Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts

Monday, December 22, 2014

silly jokes

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?


Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday



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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?



Customer: What other colors do you have?



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Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.



Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!



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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?



Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.



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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!



Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?



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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.



Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!



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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!



Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.



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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!



Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

silly jokes

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?


Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday



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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?



Customer: What other colors do you have?



*********



Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need much help.



Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!



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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?



Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.



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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!



Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?



*********



Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.



Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!



*********



Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!



Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.



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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!



Son: That's why I say she's no good!