Showing posts with label mallaya. Show all posts
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Thursday, July 23, 2009

Swami Vijay mallya -joke

“A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off.”
- SWAMI VIJAY MALLYA





Please forward this mail to 10 people…Miracle awaits you.

* Gopalan FORWARDED this mail to 10 people and that day evening he got a bottle of White Rum *

* When he got the mail, Rajappan believed it and FORWARDED to 15 people and next day morning his uncle come from Gulf with a bottle of Johnny Walker**.

** Red Label Only

* Shashi received the mail and DELETED it. His Brandy Bottle fell from the table and broke. He lost all his Brandy.

* An Army Officer received this mail and he FORWARDED it to 20 people and same day Government increased his Monthly Liquor quota

* Sura received this mail and DELETED it and also made fun of the mail. The same day the Bar near his house closed down.

Please forward, it to as many people as you can. You will see a Miracle happening in your life. Please do not delete it. This mail is not a joke.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Which beer you will drink

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.

The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."

The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him

The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."

The bartender serves him.

The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."

He gets it.

Vijay Mallya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."

The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.

The other brewery bosses were surprised and said, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"

"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"