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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Wonderfull definations

Wonderfully described definitions.........










CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!



MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either



CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present





COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece





TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!



CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on





ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

a feeling

you have never felt before



CLASSIC:

A book

which people praise,

but never read



SMILE:

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!





OFFICE:

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life



YAWN:

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth





EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes





DIPLOMAT:

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip





OPTIMIST:

A person

who while falling

from EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"





MISER:

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!





FATHER:

A banker

provided by

nature





BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early





POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later









DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!





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