Showing posts with label santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label santa. Show all posts

Friday, September 9, 2011

Santa to Satisfy Female Gorilla

The Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.



Upon examination, the Zoo vet found the problem. The female Gorilla was on heat and there were no male gorillas of the species available. It came to the Zoo management's attention that one of their employees, Santa Singh, possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.



So the Zoo administrators approached Santa with a proposition.

Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for Rs. 50000?



Santa showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.



The next day Santa announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

First, "I don't have to kiss her."

Second, "You must never tell anyone about this"

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Third, "I WILL NEED AT LEAST ONE WEEK TO ARRANGE THE Rs. 50000!"

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Santa and librarian

Santa stormed up to the front desk of the library in London and said, "I have a complaint!"
"Yes, sir?"
"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"
"What was wrong with it?"
"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"
The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...

This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward where Patients always
died in the same bed and all on Sunday mornings at 11a.m, regardless of their
medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with
the supernatural.

No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down to the
ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on next Sunday morning few
minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward
to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off
evil........

Just when the clock struck 11 am..

they saw something which left them zapped......

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Santa Singh, the part-time sweeper for Sunday, entered the ward and

Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner !!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Santa Banta joke

SANTA: DUBAI me sub kuch FREE hai


TAXI
HOTEL
KHANA
PINA
YAHA TAK
SEX BHI
FREE HAI


BANTA : are yaar tu kub gaya tha

SANTA; mai nahin meri bibi jakar ayi hai