Showing posts with label size. Show all posts
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Monday, April 14, 2008

Breast Size

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are
there?"

The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In
her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties
to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they
are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you cry."