Showing posts with label love. Show all posts
Showing posts with label love. Show all posts

Thursday, June 5, 2008

HR love letter

Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girlfriend?
Hope you would enjoy it.


To, Ms. XYZ Agarwal 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms XYZ,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 20th of October (Thursday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 19th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take! up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!


Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours sincerely,

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Newtons law of love

Universal law:
"Love can
neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one
girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ".


First law:
"a
boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany
external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak
the legs of the boy."


Second law:
"the
rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly
proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe
direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank
balance."


Third law:
"the
force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while using her sandals".

Friday, April 11, 2008

11 Rules For Heathy Friendship

1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more
painful is to love someone and never find the courage
to let that person know how you feel.




2. A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,
only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be
and you just have to let go.





3. The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best
conversation you've ever had.





4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's
also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.





5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like
someone, and a day to love someone-but it takes a lifetime
to forget someone.





6. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that
fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a
smile to make a dark day seem bright.





7. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you
want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the
things you want to do.





8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes. If you feel that it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.





9. A careless word may kindle strife; a cruel word may wreck a life; a
timely word may level stress; a loving word may heal and bless.





10. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything
they just make the most of everything that comes along their way.



11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with a tear. When you
were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die, you're the one smiling
and everyone around you is crying.

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Love

An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt:
' If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my galfriend has
fallen
off'
Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present..
Its just that,
One loves too much,
and
The other loves too many

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Love .by children

*What is Love???*

A group of 4 to 8 year-old Children were asked, "What does love mean?"

The answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined.

--"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday" (Tina - age 7)

--"My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." (Clare - Age 5)

--"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth." (Billy - age 4)

--"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." (Rebecca - age 8 )

--"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.." ( Chris sy - age 6 )

--"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." (Terri - age 4 )

--"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." (Danny - age 7)

--"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still
friends even after they know each other so well." (Tommy - age 6 )

--"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore. That's love" (Cindy -age 8)

--"Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken." (Elaine - age 5)

--"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." (Mary Ann - age 4 )