Showing posts with label Honey Bee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Honey Bee. Show all posts

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Bee

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
Screaming in pain " Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: " Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: " You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: " No, you don't understand! I'll put some
Cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: " Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): " No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): " On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
" Which one?"

MAN (innocently): " How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."