Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts
Showing posts with label girl. Show all posts

Saturday, June 28, 2008

How to select a girl to marry

How guys select the girl they want to marry


A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.

She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market.

She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

Think like a man . . .

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Men are Men.... Obviously!!! :)

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Girl and psychiatrist

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a Maadarchod.


PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?


GIRL: Well, he kissed me.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist kissed the girl


GIRL: ...... Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top


GIRL: Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes


GIRL: Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, he had sex with me!


PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?


The psychiatrist had sex with the girl


GIRL: .Yes!


PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a Madrchod.


GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS.


PSYCHIATRIST: Maadarchod !!!!!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Marriage biodata format

You can get marriage biodata format in PDF or word document by entering the details in
http://biodata4marriage.com/

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Marriage Biodata

Personal Details

Name :
Date of Birth :
Nikshatram :
Gothram :
Uncle's Gothram :
Height :
Color :
Education :
Occupation :
Working :
Annual Salary :
Religion:

Family Details:

Father's Information:
Name :
Occupation :
Mother's Information
Name :
Occupation :
Sister's / Brother's Information
Name :

Requirements/Expectations

Looking for a simple good looking educated girl from a good family background.


Education :

Contact address

address with mobile numbers etc
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You can get marriage biodata format in PDF or word document by entering the details in
http://biodata4marriage.com/

 
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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Difference

Description of prostitute, wife & girlfriend in mobile language?

First one is prepaid, second is postpaid and the last one is democard.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

* How girls use guys * with examples :)

Girls' relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves. It's not just about boyfriends, we're talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are you confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams come closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn't fit to wear Jeetendra's white shoes? Here's a ready reckoner for you:



* % just a friend % *
Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Rahul: "Where are you going Sanjana??"
Sanjana: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).



* % Good Friend % *
You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that but I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: "Hi Sanjana",
Sanjana: "Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Sanjana eventually calls back after two days)
Sanjana: "What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?".
Rahul: "Generally".

Sanjana: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."
Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.



* % Very good friend % *
Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl, she will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone. Basically, she wants to talk to you and you are special to her.

Sanjana: "You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn't sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn't like me anymore and yesterday I saw him with another girl".
Rahul: "Who is Shekhar??"

Sanjana : "My boyfriend."
Rahul: Oh! ok. :-(



* % Best Friend % *
You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can't live without you and don't be mistaken, You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee Rahul, you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.
Sanjana: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends

Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that."
Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).



* % Best of the Bestest Friends % *
Ok now you are really special, You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything, Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.
You make her project.
You do her assignments.
You are allowed to take her doggie around.
You can hold hands on the beach.
You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).
But but but... don't be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 5 times the salary you earn and has a posh flat in an up class area.

Sanjana: "Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Rahul, he is my bestest friend".

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul's wrist).
Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.



* % Boyfriend %*
Uh... No comments dude. You're already Gone!

For all Rahul type guys? Make sure that you tell Sanjana about Mamta and about Maya? and about Tina also?

This will open Sanjana's eyes!!!!



Send it to boys to improve their Knowledge bank :)

Send it to girls who want to live in reality :)

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Girl and Shopkeeper

Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I
ever loved.!'
Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!

Clever Girls

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Help poor girl - PK

Help this poor girl –

You know very well that I normally don't forward such mails.

but this girl seems to have been struck by an awful tragedy,

which has landed her in this pitiable state. One look at her

picture (pasted below) will convince you of her condition.


Anyone willing to support her and provide some help

will be doing a great service. Please send your cheques

in my name

and I will pass on the amount to her. Thank you...



MAY GOD BLESS YOU .......

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