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Thursday, June 14, 2012

Balakrishna Adhinayakudu jokes




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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

balayya's kotha cheddi-- sms joke

balayya kotha red cheddi konnadu , anadham thattukoleka oorantha lungi yethi mari chupinchadu ,intki vachi chusthe


cheddi intlone undhiii....!

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balakrishna studies....

Galileo used lamp 2 study

Graham Bell used candle 2 study

Do you know what Balayya used to complete his studies.....


It is 'Ambica Agarbatti'.....

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Sunday, December 5, 2010

balayaa ...rocks







1) After Tollywood T20match.






jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?


Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!










2) jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.


Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..










3) jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?


College name enti Babay..?


Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"










4) jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?


Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...










5) Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...


Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????










6) jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?


Balaya:U U coffee ra.......










7) jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?


Balaya: cheppanu Kani i 2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...










8) jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu...?


Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...






9)Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..


Ntr: Enduku Babai...?


Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..






10) Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.


Ntr: babai manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?


Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..


Last but not the least......






Ultimate one J






Sir: Nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu ra??


Student : Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police ayyi,


manchi soft ware company lo, lawer ga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job cheddamanukuntunnna sir


Sir: Rey nijam cheppu nuvvu nuvvu nuvvu BALAKRISHNA Kodukivi kada leaka fan kada...?


:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)


I wish the smile to be continued for ever on ur face.














Wednesday, September 22, 2010

balayya jokes ..

Balakrishna went to cloth market







Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..






Salesman: plain lo chupincha mantara….






Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…


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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?






Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell


the answer…..


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Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000


and next year it will be 26000.






Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..


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Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….






Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…






Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?






Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Baaliga


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After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?






Because






He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….


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Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?






Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram….






Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?






Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…


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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..






Balaya : Endukura …?






Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…






Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…


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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..






Akber : Allah hoo Akber…






Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya


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Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?






Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..


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Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?






Balaya: na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….


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Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want


Lift…?






Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..


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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?






T.c: 9ki






Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?






Tc.: 1ki






Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?






T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?






Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Bommarillu climax dialogue remix with Balayya and fans

Climax dialogue of Bommarillu between Prakash Raj (Balayya) and Sidhardh (Balayya fan) is remixed:

Balayya: Rey.... just a minute...... asalu em jaruguthondi ? Naaku emi ardham kavatledu
Fan: Avunu sir, meeku emi ardham kadu, mee fans ga memu entha narakam anubhavisthunnamo

Balayya: Aa.... emaidira meeku ?
Fan: Mee fans ani cheppukoleka, mee flop cinemalu choodaleka, inni rojulu narakam choosamu sir

Balayya: Neneppudu manchi cinema cheyalanukuntanu.... manchi feats cheyalanukuntanu...... evvaru cheyyaleni fights cheyyalanukuntanu.... adi thappa ?
Fan: Oka mass (comedy) hero ga meeru manchi action movies cheyalanukuntaru.... kani aa action scenes anni comedy scenes ga anipisthayi..... meeredo mount everest ekkaranukovalani Vijayendra Varma lo try chestaru... kani adi choosthe maku antha graphics ani ardham ayipoyindi.... navvuthunnaru sir mee scenes choosi theatre lo

Balayya: papam natho oka cinema chese producer ki oka hit ivvalanukuntanu..... kani adi bad luck ga flop avuthondi, nenem cheyanu? Adi vadi kharma
Fan: Kadu sir, adi mee valle flop avuthondi.... fans ga memu mee cinemani hit cheyalanukuntamu.... kani theatre ki vachi choosthe Balayya fans thappa vere audience evaru kanipincharu..... asalu ladies ayithe evvaru undaru.... memu fools avuthunnamu sir theatre lo..... okari mokalu okaru choosukuntu, movie eppudeppudu ayipothunda ani eduru choodalsi vasthondi sir, bayatiki vachaka maa mokam evariki choopinchukoleka pothunnamu sir.

Balayya: Enti, naa movie ki ladies ravatleda?
Fan: Endukostharu sir, em choodalani ravali? Poni story bagundi anukunte oka rape scene untundi..... lekapothe mee over action untundi..... aa scenes choosthe vallaki ratri poota peeda kalalu vasthayi.

Balayya: Sare, ippudu nenu em chesthe malli naa cinemalu hit avuthayi
Fan: Mee image ni elago ippudu change cheyalemu, kabatti oka manchi comedy actor ga malli maa munduki meeru ravalani korukuntunnamu sir

Balayya: Kudaradu, nenu pakka mass hero, action roles ne chesthanu.
Fan: Ayithe inka mee cinemalu memu choodamu, Dobbeyi be !


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