Lucky Doctor

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

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The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and hewas dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that's how I strained my back"

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The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?"

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He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

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The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

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"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor........



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Indian tounge Twister

What does













“Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”



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Not a Tongue TwisterLL

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Didn’t get?????

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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

“9544545445”


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What does













“Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”



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Not a Tongue TwisterLL

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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

“9544545445”



Ha ha ha ha….JJJ


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Bapu's apprisal

'Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare, tumhe promotion na de,

tum kam karte raho....

sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......

promotion ki ummed na karo.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega'

Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur Vinamrata se kehna.......



I am resigning

and

GET WELL SOON MAMU


Baapu Ne Bola Hai....

Sab ko bhejo...

Jokes ..to bring little smile.

Boy: after our marriage..u promise me dat u wont ask for separate house for your own..

Girl: No dear, I am not like dat kinda gal..u can shift ur Mom to some other house..



"Rishta wahi..Soch nayi"



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Girl to her BF: Is week movie dekhenge..

nxt week shopping karenge..



BF: Uske nxt week mai mandir jayunga...

GF: woh kyu?

BF: Bheek mangne...



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A Woman was kidnapped ..

the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her Husband and demanded money.

Husband replied : " I want more proof..MUNDI bhejo MUNDI "



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Marwadi donates blood to an Arab, Arab gifts him a Ferrari.



Marwadi again donates him blood, but this time he gives him only 1 rupee.



Marwadi - Yeh kya hai?



Arab- Ab meri ragome tera khoon daud raha hai. :)))



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Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife : Why Three?

Husband : For you and your parents



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A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!



Was the necklace fake?



No,that was the Deal.



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Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge

jab tak woh saamne wale 3

ped 6 nahi

dikhte

pub manager-saalon bas karo

saamne pehle se hi 1 ped hai



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dulha on marriage to dulhan"shadi se pahle tera koi boyfrnd tha kya?"

dulhan silent

dulha"is khamoshi ko main kya samzu?"

dulhan"Abe gin to lene de...."



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Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello

WOMAN: ‘Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?

MAN: ‘Yes

WOMAN: ‘I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: ‘Sure ¦go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: ‘How much?

WOMAN: ‘$70,000?

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing ¦ The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000?

MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.

WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!

MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open ¦..

He smiles and asks, ‘Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?

Jokes on physics

Physics would have been much much Easier...


If..

If..

If..

If..

The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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How Newton Died ?



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He died After seen South Indian Movies..



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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He

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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?



" W "!!



B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"



WHO?

WHY?

WHAT?

WHEN?

WHICH?

WHOM?

WHERE?

WAR!

AND FINALLY



WIFE....!



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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o



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newton's law:

lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecturer to

the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either



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Gals Language:

Stupid(U r Smart)

Idiot(U r Cute)

Shut up(I Luv u)

I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)

GN(All slept u can cal me nw)

Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd



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When Alchohol is consumed,

Whatever is in the mind comes out...





So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.



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You know a

Crazy fact of todays generation

:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.

But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!



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what is swarg?

american salary,

british house,

chinese food,

indian wife,

what is narak?

american wife,

british food,

chinese house,

indian salary



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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...





"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,

But

Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"



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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.

It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.



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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...

If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...

If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but

If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.



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Earlier

Luv Startd wid Eyes

Grew wid Gifts

Ended wid Tears





Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone

Grows wid Msgs

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Ends wid "UpbhogtaKisi aur Call par Vyast hai.”



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When u read a love message,

U never think of the person who sent u the sms..

But u think of the person whom u love the most!!

STRANGE..



sala kharcha kiska

or

Charcha kiska!



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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And

The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts



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A student grabbed a coin,



Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”



Tail, I watch a movie.



If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

balayya's kotha cheddi-- sms joke

balayya kotha red cheddi konnadu , anadham thattukoleka oorantha lungi yethi mari chupinchadu ,intki vachi chusthe


cheddi intlone undhiii....!

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balakrishna studies....

Galileo used lamp 2 study

Graham Bell used candle 2 study

Do you know what Balayya used to complete his studies.....


It is 'Ambica Agarbatti'.....

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