Jokes on physics

Physics would have been much much Easier...


If..

If..

If..

If..

The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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How Newton Died ?



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He died After seen South Indian Movies..



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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He

Made...

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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?



" W "!!



B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"



WHO?

WHY?

WHAT?

WHEN?

WHICH?

WHOM?

WHERE?

WAR!

AND FINALLY



WIFE....!



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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o



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newton's law:

lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecturer to

the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either



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Gals Language:

Stupid(U r Smart)

Idiot(U r Cute)

Shut up(I Luv u)

I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)

GN(All slept u can cal me nw)

Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd



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When Alchohol is consumed,

Whatever is in the mind comes out...





So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.



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You know a

Crazy fact of todays generation

:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.

But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!



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what is swarg?

american salary,

british house,

chinese food,

indian wife,

what is narak?

american wife,

british food,

chinese house,

indian salary



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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...





"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,

But

Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"



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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.

It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.



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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...

If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...

If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but

If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.



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Earlier

Luv Startd wid Eyes

Grew wid Gifts

Ended wid Tears





Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone

Grows wid Msgs

&

Ends wid "UpbhogtaKisi aur Call par Vyast hai.”



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When u read a love message,

U never think of the person who sent u the sms..

But u think of the person whom u love the most!!

STRANGE..



sala kharcha kiska

or

Charcha kiska!



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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And

The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts



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A student grabbed a coin,



Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”



Tail, I watch a movie.



If it stands on the edge I’ll study.