One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"
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The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and hewas dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that's how I strained my back"
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The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?"
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He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
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The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"
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"Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor........
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