Jokes ..to bring little smile.

Boy: after our marriage..u promise me dat u wont ask for separate house for your own..

Girl: No dear, I am not like dat kinda gal..u can shift ur Mom to some other house..



"Rishta wahi..Soch nayi"



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Girl to her BF: Is week movie dekhenge..

nxt week shopping karenge..



BF: Uske nxt week mai mandir jayunga...

GF: woh kyu?

BF: Bheek mangne...



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A Woman was kidnapped ..

the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her Husband and demanded money.

Husband replied : " I want more proof..MUNDI bhejo MUNDI "



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Marwadi donates blood to an Arab, Arab gifts him a Ferrari.



Marwadi again donates him blood, but this time he gives him only 1 rupee.



Marwadi - Yeh kya hai?



Arab- Ab meri ragome tera khoon daud raha hai. :)))



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Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife : Why Three?

Husband : For you and your parents



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A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!



Was the necklace fake?



No,that was the Deal.



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Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge

jab tak woh saamne wale 3

ped 6 nahi

dikhte

pub manager-saalon bas karo

saamne pehle se hi 1 ped hai



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dulha on marriage to dulhan"shadi se pahle tera koi boyfrnd tha kya?"

dulhan silent

dulha"is khamoshi ko main kya samzu?"

dulhan"Abe gin to lene de...."



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