Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Software Life and statistics


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Mindset.. Wife & Husband


Husband: Mom called me and she is coming tomorrow. Her train will reach by morning 4 o clock!!!

Wife: She came just 4 months back only right? Why is she coming now again? Tomorrow is Sunday I thought of getting up late but your mom had to come on a Sunday itself and that too morning 4 o clock.

Where will she even get an auto at that time?

Husband : Not my mom, your mom is coming!!!

Wife: Wow!!! Mom is coming. It’s been more than 2 months I have seen her.

Listen na, I have the number of the auto driver please call him and tell to come in time tomorrow morning.

Its good, tomorrow is Sunday, even the kids will be home as don’t have school. They can play with their grandmother.

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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Ipaid ..father ....




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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Lessons from a corn farmer

There was a prosperous farmer in the US who was very famous for bagging the "Best Corn Grower" award every year. A journalist approached him and asked him the secret of his success. The farmer replied he joyfully shared the secret of growing the best corn with all his neighbouring farmers. He even gave them the best quality seed and taught them the techniques to grow the best corn.


The journalist got confused and asked "If you share the secret of your success with all your neighbours, are you not inviting competition?"

The farmer replied: "If I want to have the best quality corn, I must have some good quality corn growing in the neighbouring areas because the wind will carry the pollen that will cross pollinate with the corn buds in my farm and help me produce the best corn. If my neighbours corn is of inferior quality, then my corn cannot be of the best quality inspite of all my efforts"

The journalist said: "That makes a lot of sense; but are you not inviting competition?"

The farmer replied: "There is no question of competition because I know that most people are selfish and will not share the secret of their success with their neighbours. So my neighbours neighbour may not grow the good quality corn and hence my neighbour's corn cannot be superior to mine !!!"

Therefore, success cannot happen in isolation. If you want to succeed, you must help your neighbours, friends and relatives to succeed.
 
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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ra.One --- My review


I went to Ra.one movie in Talkie Town near miyapur.

I had many expectations from the movie but the movie let it down.The movie didnt reach to my expectations at any point of time.

Some points which make me let it down

1. Death of Shah Rukh Khan
2. Fights between SRK and villan
3. Train adventure
4. Comedy track misses
5. Songs

SRK should have done more home work.'ROBO' picture from Rajnikanth was far better that 'RA.One'.

This is second movie which became hit because over hype after 'Dukudu'

This a good managment lesson.






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Friday, September 30, 2011

Little Boys Prayer ..Government taxes

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.




Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.



When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , INDIA , they decided to forward

it to the President of the India as a joke.



The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.



The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy,

and he did not want to spoil the kid.



The little boy was delighted with Rs...20, and decided to write a thank you note to God,

which read:



"Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money.

However, I noticed that you sent it through the Rashtrapati Bhavan(President House) in New Delhi, and those donkeys deducted Rs.30 as tax ....... "



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Thought to Ponder About - Why is No one Happy?


Yesterday, I was driving, and the FM radio went off for few seconds. I thought, I should have an iPod. Then suddenly I realized that I have not used my iPod in last 6 months. And then, more things, Handy cam in last 2 years, Digital Camera in last 2 months, DVD player in last 1 month and many more. Now I can say that I bought that Handy cam just out of impulse, I have used it twice only in last 4 years.




So, what's wrong and where? When I look at myself or my friends I can see it everywhere. We are not happy with what we have but all are stressed and not happy for the things we don't have. You have a Santro, but you want City; You have a City, but you want Skoda. Just after buying a new phone, we need another one. Better laptop, bigger TV, faster car, bigger house, more money, .I mean, these examples are endless. The point is, does it actually worth? Do we ever think if we actually need those things before we want them?



After this, I was forced to think what I need and what I don't. May be I didn't need this Handy cam or the iPod or that DVD player. When I see my father back at home. He has a simple BPL colour TV, he doesn't need 32" Sony LCD wall mount. He has a cell phone worth Rs 2,500. Whenever I ask him to change the phone, he always says, "Its a phone, I need this just for calls."



And believe me; he is much happier in life than me with those limited resources and simple gadgets. The very basic reason why he is happy with so little is that he doesn't want things in life to make it luxurious, but he wants only those things which are making his life easier. It's a very fine line between these two, but after looking my father's life style closely, I got the point. He needs a cell phone but not the iPhone. He needs a TV but not the 32" plasma. He needs a car but not an expensive one.



Initially I had lot of questions.



I am earning good, still I am not happy,...why ?



I have all luxuries, still I am stressed.... ....... why ?



I had a great weekend, still I am feeling tired...... why?



I met lot of people, I thought over it again and again, I still don't know if I got the answers, but certainly figured out few things. I realize that one thing which is keeping me stressed is the "stay connected" syndrome. I realized that, at home also I am logged in on messengers, checking mails, using social networks, and on the top of that, the windows mobile is not letting me disconnected. On the weekend itself, trying to avoid unwanted calls, and that is keeping my mind always full of stress. I realized that I am spending far lesser money than what I earn, even then I am always worried about money and more money. I realized that I am saving enough money I would ever need, whenever needed. Still I am stressed about job and salary and spends.



May be, many people will call this approach "not progressive attitude", but I want my life back. Ultimately it's a single life, a day gone is a day gone. I believe if I am not happy tonight, I'll never be happy tomorrow morning. I finally realized that meeting friends, spending quality time with your loved one's; spending time with yourself is the most important thing.



If on Sunday you are alone and you don't have anybody to talk with, then all that luxuries life, all that money is wasted. May be cutting down your requirements, re-calculating your future goal in the light of today's happiness is a worthwhile thing to do. May be selling off your Santro and buying Honda City on EMIs is not a good idea. I believe putting your happiness ahead of money is the choice we need to make.



I think, a lot can be said and done but what we need the most is re-evaluation of the value of happiness and time we are giving to our life and people associated with it.



Think about it.


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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Renewal of passport with visas in hyderabad

This is my experince with renewal of passport with visa's in hyderbad.

I have both L1 and B1 visas to USA.I wanted to renew my passport in hyderabad.So i went to passport office near secunderbad railway station, i was told to stand in a queue which was nearly half a kilometer.After standing for 3 hours they told that the quota was over.So i decide to got to the eseva to apply passport but they told that is should got to secunderbad passport office or head post office.

I decided to goto Secunderbad post office with all the orginal certificates on 14/05/2011.In post office i payed around Rs 1000, the person verifed all the certificates and gave me a receipt for the application.The number given on the receipt was not trackble on the passport website.www.ap.nic.in/passport

After 1 month pocile verification happened and he verified and took xerox copies of all the documents once gain.

After another 1 month i got my passport.

So it is better to submit the passport application in Post Office for renewal if you have time.

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Hyderabad Passport experience

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Friday, September 9, 2011

Santa to Satisfy Female Gorilla

The Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle.



Upon examination, the Zoo vet found the problem. The female Gorilla was on heat and there were no male gorillas of the species available. It came to the Zoo management's attention that one of their employees, Santa Singh, possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.



So the Zoo administrators approached Santa with a proposition.

Would he be willing to have Sex with the gorilla for Rs. 50000?



Santa showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.



The next day Santa announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

First, "I don't have to kiss her."

Second, "You must never tell anyone about this"

&

Third, "I WILL NEED AT LEAST ONE WEEK TO ARRANGE THE Rs. 50000!"

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Monday, September 5, 2011

Applying Passport for your baby in Hyderabad - my experience

The best way to apply passport for your babies less than 5 years is to apply through eseva centre or main post offices in hyderabad.

 This is my experince.

I applied passport for my son who's age is 1 year through the eseva center in kukatpally on 04/10/2010 by paying around rs 600 DD from state bank of India.The eseva charges around Rs 100 extra for providing this facility.I produced his birth certificate, parents address proof etc.They will give a receipt with file number which we can track from www.ap.nic.in/passport

After 1 month the police verification started,local police from special division visited my house and verified the details.By the way he was asking questions i expected he was asking for bribe.But i didnt pay it as i had all the documents perfectly.

Then i got a letter(post card) from passport office enquiry report has reached the main passport office.Letter was dated on 10/11/2010.

After 1 month i finally got my son's passport.

All the best for your babies passport.

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Hyderabad Passport experience



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Sunday, September 4, 2011

My visit to Goshala near balanagar

Today i visited Goshala near Balanagar.It is a well maintained goshala , it has around 50 cows .

I met a person who started feeding banana's to all the cows , i also joined feeding the cows with banana's.In our discussion he told me that he feeds cows every sunday with banana's and then cleans/brushes the cows.He started doing this from last 3 years.He told that he does this work to relax from his mental tension.He works in TCS elearning division , Kohinoor Park Hyderabad.His Name is Giri Gangadhar...

A small Salute to Giri Gangadhar... 

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Friday, August 26, 2011

FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - CANCER CELLS

BROCCOLI CANCER


Close-up, the tiny green tips on a broccoli head look like hundreds of cancer cells. Now scientists know this disease-busting veg can play a crucial role in preventing the disease. Last year, a team of researchers at the US National Cancer Institute found just a weekly serving of broccoli was enough to reduce the risk of prostate cancer by 45 per cent. In Britain, prostate cancer kills one man every hour.
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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - EAR

MUSHROOM EAR




Slice a mushroom in half and it resembles the shape of the human ear. And guess what? Adding it to your cooking could actually improve your hearing. Thats because mushrooms are one of the few foods in our diet that contain vitamin D. This particular vitamin is important for healthy bones, even the tiny ones in the ear that transmit sound to the brain.
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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - BANANA

BANANA (SMILE) DEPRESSION


Cheer yourself up and put a smile on your face by eating a banana. The popular fruit contains a protein called tryptophan. Once it has been digested, tryptophan then gets converted in a chemical neurotransmitter called serotonin.
 
 

This is one of the most important mood-regulating chemicals in the brain and most anti-depressant drugs work by adjusting levels of serotonin production. Higher levels are associated with better moods.

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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - STOMACH

GINGER STOMACH




Root ginger, commonly sold in supermarkets, often looks just like the stomach. So its interesting that one of its biggest benefits is aiding digestion. The Chinese have been using it for over 2,000 years to calm the stomach and cure nausea, while it is also a popular remedy for motion sickness. But the benefits could go much further.

Tests on mice at the University of Minnesota found injecting the chemical that gives ginger its flavour slowed down the growth rate of bowel tumours.

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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - BONES

CHEESE BONES


A nice ˜holey cheese, like Emmenthal, is not just good for your bones, it even resembles their internal structure. And like most cheeses, it is a rich source of calcium, a vital ingredient for strong bones and reducing the risk of osteoporosis later in life. Together with another mineral called phosphate, it provides the main strength in bones but also helps to ˜power muscles.
 
 

Getting enough calcium in the diet during childhood is crucial for strong bones. A study at Columbia University in New York showed teens who increased calcium intake from 800mg a day to 1200mg equal to an extra two slices of cheddar - boosted their bone density by six per cent.
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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - LUNGS

GRAPES LUNGS

OUR lungs are made up of branches of ever-smaller airways that finish up with tiny bunches of tissue called alveoli. These structures, which resemble bunches of grapes, allow oxygen to pass from the lungs to the blood stream. One reason that very premature babies struggle to survive is that these alveoli do not begin to form until week 23 or 24 of pregnancy.


 A diet high in fresh fruit, such as grapes, has been shown to reduce the risk of lung cancer and emphysema. Grape seeds also contain a chemical called proanthocyanidin, which appears to reduce the severity of asthma triggered by allergy.



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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - HEART

TOMATO HEART

A TOMATO is red and usually has four chambers, just like our heart. Tomatoes are also a great source of lycopene, a plant chemical that reduces the risk of heart disease and several cancers. The Womens Health Study ” an American research programme which tracks the health of 40,000 women ” found women with the highest blood levels of lycopene had 30 per cent less heart disease than women who had very little lycopene.




Lab experiments have also shown that lycopene helps counter the effect of unhealthy LDL cholesterol. One Canadian study, published in the journal Experimental Biology and Medicine, said there was œconvincing vidence that lycopene prevented coronary heart disease

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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - BRAIN

                                                            WALNUT BRAIN

THE gnarled folds of a walnut mimic the appearance of a human brain - and provide a clue to the benefits. Walnuts are the only nuts which contain significant amounts of omega-3 fatty acids. They may also help head off dementia.


An American study found that walnut extract broke down the protein-based plaques associated with Alzheimers disease. Researchers at Tufts University in Boston found walnuts reversed some signs of brain ageing in rats. Dr James Joseph, who headed the study, said walnuts also appear to enhance signalling within the brain and encourage new messaging links between brain cells.


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FRUITS AND HUMAN BODY - EYE


                                                                   CARROTS EYES

SLICE a carrot and it looks just like an eye, right down to the pattern of the iris. Its a clear clue to the importance this everyday veg has for vision. Carrots get their orange colour from a plant chemical called betacarotene, which reduces the risk of developing cataracts. The chemical also protects against macular degeneration an age-related sight problem that affects one in four over-65s.




It is the most common cause of blindness in Britain. But popping a betacarotene pill doesnt have the same effect, say scientists at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore




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Saturday, August 20, 2011

Home based captcha work details in hyderabad

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WHO WANT CAPTCHA WORK CONTACT THIS BELOW





CONTACT DETAILS





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MOBILE NO: 9848035067

HYDERABAD

ANDHRAPRADESH







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else add your name and contact details in comments so that we will contact you.




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Saturday, July 23, 2011

Dont copy and paste


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Boys/men emotions

A true fact.




I think everyone might have read abt Mom's, Wife's and Girl's...



Its time to learn something abt Men...



Who is a boy / man ?



A boy/man is one of the most beautiful creations of God.



He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.



Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his wife and children by working late nights.



He builds their future by taking loans from banks and then repaying them for the life time. Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife and children without any complain.



Believe me he struggles a lot but still has to hear the music (scolding) of Mother, wife and his boss. Yet every mother, wife and boss tries to have control over him.



Finally his life ends up by compromising for others happiness. He is that creature of God who no one can compete with.



Respect every boy/man in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.



Just extend your hand when he needs it and you shall receive twice fold love from him.



Enough Of Girls /women / Wife Emotional Mails Now… Boys also Have Emotions and respect it.

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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Brahmi ...the real power star





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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Cutting trees ...this has taken a serious turn





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Wednesday, May 11, 2011

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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Hyderabad passport office ...experince hell on earth

This happened on May09 2011..



I want to get my Passport (with visa’s ) renewed via tatkal service provided at Hyderabad. As I am a tech savvy filled the form in from the passport website. It suggested me 11:00 am as the time to arrive at office.



My father always insists me to go early to government offices so I started at 6:00 AM in Nacharam and I reached the passport office by 6:30 am .To my surprise I found long queue waiting for passport. There are 2 different queues , one for woman carrying infants, senior citizens and Physically handicapped and other one for new passport applications, renewals and tatkals.



I know the limit per day for passport office is around 300 tatkal and 100 general. The queue on both sides is around 500 odd people.



So I went and joined the long queue at 6:45 am. Passport office only opens by 8:00 am.



I wanted to try my luck with brokers who are saying/boosting to do anything for money. I asked a broker then he told that he will take Rs 2500 for getting an appointment next day. If I go through a broker the total would be Rs 5000 which was not affordable to me and one of my Cousin had a very bad experience with brokers.



I asked few people in the line when they stood in the line few answered that they came on Saturday evening , some came on Sunday morning.



I went back to the line where I was standing ..after few hours in hot sun ..all my energy got exhausted ..so I left home (I was confident that even if I stood in that line I would not have entered the passport office).



Here are few tips if you’re going to passport office…



1.Try to go on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday as I feel the queue would be less.

2.Try to bring water bottle , some energy drinks and biscuits .

3.Try to reach passport office as early as possible (ie by 3am )

4.Dont believe the words of brokers as a new strict officer who joined recently after the CBI raid at passport office doesn’t encourage them at all.

5.If you stay nearby to passport office then ask your watchman or someone else to sleep in the night near passport office so that you can take his position next day morning.

6.Protect yourself from sun and rain etc as you need to stand in hot sun or rain if you want to get passport.

7.If your not having a habit of sitting on ground take a small stool with you so that you can sit if the line is not moving.(I am not able to stand in line continuously for 4-5 hours )

8.If your carrying infants carry more than enough food for them .

9.Police standing outside also doesn’t have much information.

10.if you have time then apply through e seva centers and head post offices rather than standing in the line for fresh passports.


My other passport experinces
Passport experinces in Hyderabad


Please put your comments if you agree/disagree with me…

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Wonderfull definations

Wonderfully described definitions.........










CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!



MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either



CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present





COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece





TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!



CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on





ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

a feeling

you have never felt before



CLASSIC:

A book

which people praise,

but never read



SMILE:

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!





OFFICE:

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life



YAWN:

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth





EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes





DIPLOMAT:

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip





OPTIMIST:

A person

who while falling

from EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"





MISER:

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!





FATHER:

A banker

provided by

nature





BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early





POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later









DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!





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All about Rajinikanth ...Just joking


When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia



Crazy people!!!! ;)





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When Rajnikant was a Student……..



Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!



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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is

“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.





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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…





Guess why??????





To Iron his Clothes……………………………



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Rajnikant was shot today..

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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…J





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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!



Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…



..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well



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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D



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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"



He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"



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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….



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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…



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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-

Faster ..

Better…

RAJNIKANT….





No it should be (strictly)



RAJNIKANT.

RAJNIKANT..

RAJNIKANT…



Mind it

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims

across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other



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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”



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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P

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Rajni can walk faster than light….



“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.



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Law of Conservation of Rajni





All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.





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One more:



Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth



Today that powder is known as….



“AMBUJA CEMENT”







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Monday, May 2, 2011

software engineer life

ఏమి జీవితం రా …..



కాలేజి లో ఉన్నన్నాళ్ళు చదువులు ఎప్పుడు అయిపోతాయ్ , exams నుంచి విముక్తి ఎప్పుడు వస్తుంది , job లో డబ్బులు ఎప్పుడు సంపాదిస్తాం అని తొందర పడతాం . ఉన్న జాబును వదేలయసే ఈప్పుడు చూడు again job search లో నా .. నా తిప్పలు పడి కనపడిన ప్రతి company interview attend అయి , ఏదోలా job సంపాదిస్తాం .

Job join.

First month - no work.only enjoy - all happies
Second month - work + enjoy – ok
Third month - only work. no enjoy - problem starts
అప్పటికి office politics తెలుస్తాయ్ .
పక్క team లో manager మంచోడు అయుంటాడు .
పక్క team లో అమ్మాయిలు బావుంటారు .
పక్క team లో hikes బాగా ఇస్తారు .
పక్క team లో work అసలే ఉండదు .
మనకి మాత్రం రోజు festival..
చేసిన పనికి ... చెయ్యని పనికి దొబ్బించుకోవటమే . ఒక్కో client ఏమో పిచ్చి నా .. requirements ఇస్తాడు . అవి పని చెయ్యవు అని తెలిసి కూడా అలానే చెయ్యాలి . అర్ధ రాత్రి support లు . onsite వాడిని బూతులు తిట్టి పారిపోదాం అనిపిస్తుంది . కానీ office లో net connection free and coffee free అనే ఒక్క ఆలోచన ఆపేస్తుంది . మనకి ఒక batch తయారవుతుంది .
ప్రతి రోజు TL, PM ని తిట్టుకుంటూ ఒక ఆరు నెలలు గడిపేస్తాం . ఇలా loop లో పెట్టి కొడితే రెండు ఏళ్ళు అయిపోతాయ్ . అప్పటికి కళ్ళ చుట్టూ black circles, వేళ్ళు వంకర్లు , మెడ నొప్పులు ... పిచ్చ నా .. జబ్బులు అన్ని వచ్చేసి ఉంటాయ్ . సొంత అమ్మ , నాన్న , అక్క , చెల్లి , అన్న , తమ్ముడి నే చుట్టం చూపుగా చూడటానికి వెళ్తుంటాం . ఒక వేళ bro/sis ఉంటే , వాళ్ళే .. s/w field లో ఉంటే .. అర్ధం చేసుకొని తిట్టటం మానేస్తారు . అలా లేకపోతే phone చేసిన ప్రతిసారి సంజాయిషీ .
salary పడుతూ ఉంటుంది . bonds కి అని , mutual funds కి అని , credit card bills కి అని కట్టి కట్టి .. సంపాదించింది అంతా ధార పోస్తాం . ఇంకేమన్నా మిగిలితే తెలివైనోడు అయితే home loan మీద , మనలాంటి వాడు అయితే గాలి తిరుగుడు మీద తగలేసేస్తాం .
ఇలా జీవితం ప్రశాంతంగా సాగుతూ .. ఉండగా one fine day ఎవడో ఒక ex-colleague / colleague పెళ్లి settle అయింది అని పిలుస్తాడు . మనకి ఒక అమ్మాయ్ ఉంటే బావుండు అనే ఒక వెర్రి ఆలోచన పుడుతుంది . మన s/w field లో బావున్న అమ్మాయిలు అంతా booked, married or north indians అయి ఉంటారు . అక్కడే వంద లో 95 మంది filter అయిపోతారు . మిగతా ఐదు లో 4 మందిని "friend" కంటే అక్కా .. అని పిలవటం better అనేటట్టు ఉంటారు . ఆ మిగిలిన ఒక్క అమ్మాయ్ కోసం team అంతా కొట్టేసుకుంటూ ఉంటాం . ఆ అమ్మాయ్ ఎవరితోనూ commit అవ్వకుండానే అందరితో free గా బతికేస్తూ .. ఉంటుంది . One more fine day పెళ్లి card ఇస్తుంది . ఇంకేముంది Heart breaking లా దేవదాస్ లా గడ్డం పెంచేసుకొని .. ఆ అమ్మాయి మంచిది కాదు అని deciding. next day నుంచి ఇంకొకళ్ళకి trying.
Reviews వస్తాయ్ . " నువ్వు excellent, నువ్వే లేనిదే company లేదు , కత్తి , కేక , కమాల్ , etc, etc ... " అని చెప్పి ఊరించి చివర్లో .. "but" అంటారు . తీరా చూస్తే నీ salary లో ఇంకో సనక్కాయ్ పెంచాం , పో .. అంటారు . Resume update cheyyali అని గత ఆరు నెలలు గా తీస్కుంటున్న decision ని మళ్ళా ఒకసారి స్మరించుకుని .. అలా ఇచ్చిన సనక్కాయల మీద బతికేస్తుంటాం .
… ఛీ .. ఎదవ జీవితం !!!









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