balayya jokes ..

Balakrishna went to cloth market







Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..






Salesman: plain lo chupincha mantara….






Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…


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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?






Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell


the answer…..


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Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000


and next year it will be 26000.






Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..


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Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….






Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…






Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?






Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Baaliga


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After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?






Because






He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….


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Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?






Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram….






Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?






Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…


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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..






Balaya : Endukura …?






Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…






Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…


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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..






Akber : Allah hoo Akber…






Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya


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Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?






Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..


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Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?






Balaya: na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….


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Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want


Lift…?






Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..


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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?






T.c: 9ki






Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?






Tc.: 1ki






Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?






T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?






Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…