Wednesday, February 11, 2009

kerala girls ..be lucky to marry them


Marry a KERLA girl and see how much gold you can get.








For those who are already married ....sorry folks...........
you missed out................
Bachelors……:) Hurry, Register yourself on Kerala  matrimony


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Sunday, February 8, 2009

Adivce for Bridegrooms

For Would-Be Grooms:

Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma's cooking with your wife's! There is no
faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your
mom's cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience.. ..don't expect
that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to
compare your earning capacity with her dad's!!! So shshshhhhh.. ..!!!

Rule.No.2 : Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers,
chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do , please
follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when
you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her
birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by
her!
Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???

Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts!
What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don't sit there
like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will
do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!

Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage
being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide
open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this
drama now!

Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!
Consult your parents for advice but realise that you are grown up enough to
lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times! Remember she has
given up a lot more to make a life with you!!

Carpenter and Owner ..moral story

A highly skilled carpenter who had grown old was ready to retire. He
told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house building
business and live a more leisurely life with his family. He would miss
the paycheck, but he needed to retire.



The employer was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could
build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter agreed to
this proposal but made sure that this will be his last project. Being in
a mood to retire, the carpenter was not paying much attention to
building this house. His heart was not in his work. He resorted to poor
workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to
end his career.



When the job was done, the carpenter called his employer and showed him
the house. The employer handed over some papers and the front door key
to the carpenter and said "This is your house, my gift to you."



The carpenter was in a shock! What a shame! If he had only known that he
was building his own house, he would have made it better than any other
house that he ever built!



Our situation can be compared to this carpenter. God has sent us
to this world to build our homes in paradise by obeying His commands.
Now, we have to decide how well we wish to build the homes where we will
live forever.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Bad times for Raju community...


Bad time for Raju community is going on...It was Siris Raju, Nagarjuna Finance Ltd., KS Raju and then followed by Satyam Computer Services Ltd Ramalinga Raju.


While KS Raju was caught by police,Ramalinga Raju confessed the fraud.
Companies started by Rajus raise to fame before they fall .

But both these rajus were in heights before the scams came over.Both are caught in financial matters only.




God save Raju community.All Rajus do good before they fall prey of some other people.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Satyam pays Salaries

Satyam Computer services Limited which is in middle of crisis paid salaries to all its empolyees.This was not covered in any news paper or Tv channel.This once again proves that media covers oonly news which creates tensions.

Satyam also gave employees salaries as per schedule.There were no reductions etc.
So this proves media created rumors like employees will not get salary for 2 months etc.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Veternary Doctor...Students

First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention…

Moral of the story:
Life is tough but it gets tougher when you are stupid

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Banks and satyam employees

Many satyam employees are receiving mails ,messages about their credit limits getting cut.Some of them are

1.Icici bank --They reversed the card limit if you dont have any dues.
2.kotak mahindra bank
3.Barclay bank

Kotak Mahindra Bank cut the credit limit from 52000 to 15000 rupees and cash with drawl limit was totally cut.

Barclay Bank cut the credit limits to 15000.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Obamobile .Obama new car

THIS PRESIDENT IS MOREIMPORTANT THAN ANYBODYIN THE PAST. The Obamamobile: New presidential limo is unveiled - and it can withstand rocket and chemical attacks It's official call sign is Cadillac One, but it will always be known as the Obamobile. is

But his Secret Service agents have already been familiarising themselves with the machine they call 'The Beast', built by General Motors in Detroit and based on a Cadillac chassis. The company refuses to give precise details of how it will perform its primary purpose - protecting the president. But bulletproof glass and armourplatingare standard throughout and the car is hermetically-sealed to withstand chemical weapons. As with previous presidential limos it is packed with electronic communication systems to allow Mr Obama to keep in contact with the outside world. One personal touch will be the remote-controlled ten-CD changer on which he can play his favourite artists, said to include Stevie Wonder and Bob Dylan. Despite the protection afforded by Cadillac One, the Secret Service will be taking no chances when Mr Obama is sworn in as the 44th president. A three-mile security perimeter will be thrown around the U.S. Capital, with no vehicles allowed inside, to prevent a car bomb attack.

TV9 spoof ....enjoy

manam road meeda velthu untaam. Oka kukka pilla kaalu virigi kuntunthundi.manaki time unte aagi daaniki emi kaavalo chsutham, ledu ante ayyo paapamani jaali padi vellipothaam.
TV9 reporter velthunandu, ventaen Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaaducameramn ni pamputhadu.
Ika modalu........
krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?
ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna
Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?...Krishna
Swapna...ikkadai vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatamvalla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area
lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru
Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna
Kukka prasthutham kuntudthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debbathagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi.Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda,mooluguthundi.....swapna
Thank you Krishna, eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthuundtaaniki
meeku call chesthu untam.
Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi Krishnaandinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvathaKukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Raogaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.
Break Tarvatha..........
RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila
Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusiuntaaru.
Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu.Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ilakuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.
RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unteetuvanti badha?
Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debbathagina kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gattiaadharaalu
unnai.
RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi Krishnatelephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela
undi
Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)
Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?
Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.
Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu elaunnai?...krishna
Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thokavankara ga undi.
Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada
chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldierface lo thappa)
Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straightcheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu kidebba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.
Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam vallathoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deenipai mee spandana enti?
Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba
thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ranuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa vallakaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane perumaarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichidoctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru gaunna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantraedava
(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune
undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Media covering only bad news on Satyam

Media is showing more interest on Satyam .They are putting all rumors more importance that the original fact .I feel that they are writing their own views without any base truth.
some of the media news which are false are but were highlighted are

1.Suicide attempt by Satyam CFO (When this news was scrolled in a TV channel he was in office doing normal duties)
2.Removing 10000 employees (No satyam employee got a mail that there will 10k removals).
3.Satyam employees will not get 2 months salary (No satyam employee got any mail about this)

these news are making many people having sleepless nights.There are around 2lakh people dependent on Satyam directly or Indirectly.

Media does even put the Important points told by Satyam new Board.All rumors get place in first page but the steps taken by new board are not shown up properly or highlighted.

Media for getting sales up,they are doing these cheap tricks.Media will also suffer soon if they do these cheap tricks.

Pongal and New year wishes




Satyam employees against ICICI bank

Many satyam employees who took credit card using satyam payslip ,satyam id card as proof.Got messages(sms) saying that their credit limit was cut down to nearly 90%.Internally many employees started a moment to cancel their ICICI bank credit cards .Many started calling to ICICI customer care to ask why their credit limit was reduced.They got an answer that it is because of Economic Macro Conditions.They canceled their credit cards by telling same reasons.People with only one credit card are waiting for applying new credit card and canceling ICICI bank ones.
They have a good argument to support also.They say that when we got some information about ICICI bank bankruptcy they did change their salary accounts or credit cards.Now ICICI bank doesnt have same faith in Satyam.

ICICI bank may increase credit limits to normal but ICICI bank will suffer because of this decision which hurt the sentiments of Satyam employee

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Cost cutting ...Prayer to god


Ajith,Shalini and their daughter
















Kids ...Parents be careful


YSR letter to Prime Minister On satyam

Today's revelations of the Chairman of Satyam Computer Services Limited have come as a grave shock to everybody in the country. We, in Andhra Pradesh State, are particularly disturbed as the headquarters of the company is in Hyderabad with many operational facilities spread across the State.
While I have no doubt in my mind that Law will take its own course, our major and immediate concern is about the fate of 53,000 employees of the company. As you may be aware, majority of the clients / customers of the company are Fortune 500 companies, who will be averse to do business with companies having fraudulent managements and they will have every right to cancel the existing contracts, which will jeopardize the interests of the employees and innocent shareholders.
I, therefore, urge you to kindly constitute a management team with immediate effect comprising of personalities of globally known integrity and competence viz., Sri Azim Premji, Sri Narayana Murthy and Sri Ramadorai to manage affairs of the company to restore the confidence of the global customers in its business continuity, so that the interests of the employees and other stakeholders are protected till an alternative credible management is put in place for the company.
Yours sincerely,
(Dr.Y.S.RAJASEKHARA REDDY)
Dr. Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister of India,
New Delhi.
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The above letter was also sent to:
Sri P.Chidambaram, Union Home Minister, Sri Montek Singh Ahluwalia,
Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission and Sri Prem Chand Gupta, Union
Minister for Company Affairs.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

sharukh khan



hrithik roshan





New year greetings -2



New year greetings





New Year wishes in all languages

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