Cat fashion show

Pregnant lady

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was

several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling

humiliated on Account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out

laughing.... ......... ......She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked

why he acted in such a manner.


His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help

noticing she was pregnant..

She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The

Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving

advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third

move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber

would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed... ......! !!!!!!!

Shamshabad Airport

It is an video which tells different parts of new shamshabad airport.These are the main routes from different places to shamshabad.

India Customs in hyderabad

I just came from USA and landed in hyderabad.

These are the tip and tricks to escape the Customs in hyderabad.

Tips
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1.We can bring goods(electronics,2litres of liquor and 200 cigars) worth 25000 rupees
2.We can bring one laptop per adult.
3.We can bring cash worth 10,000$.

Tricks
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1.Dont get tensed if u have more goods.
2.They will first check your handlugage.Generally that will not create any problem.
3.If your suitcase which is checked in has some chalck marks then it is confirmed that they will catch you for customs.So if you remove those marks then that would be fine.

Recent Survey

A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night...5% said it was to get a glass of water...12% said it was to go the toilet ... 83% said it was to go home.

Bad Bargain

A man is walking around cannaught Place with his wife. They come to a perfume shop where the wife walks in and the hubby stands waiting outside.
A hooker comes along and tells the husband: "Like to come home with me, buddy?"
"For how much?" asks the man.
“500 Rupees," says the hooker. "I'll give you 100," quips the husband. The girl spits at him and walks away. A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. When they turn the corner, they come upon the same hooker. She looks at the man and his wife and yells: "See, this is what you get for 100 Rs.!"

The Tomato Garden

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won' t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son Vinnie. Dear Papa, I’d do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son Vinnie. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie

EAT Apple

Heard this saying, since our kindergarden days. Well and its not just saying but it is real mantra for living a healthy life. Fruits have all the nutrients required for you body and soul. Here are top 10 reasons why you should throw those pre-packed junk foods and get into fruit diet.
Fruit consists for the largest part of water
Just like the human body does. If you think about it, it’s logical to consume food that contains as much water as your body does…
Fruit Stimulates Our Memories
If you didn’t know yet: fruit is the ultimate brain fuel. Fruit has a positive effect on our brains and makes you recall information easier and faster…
The Miraculous Healing Effects Of Fruit
Spectacular stories about people that cured from cancer by a strict diet of raw fruits and/or vegetables are well known but do we want to believe them? We still don’t know that much about fruit and its contents…
Fruit Is 100% Bad-Cholesterol Free
No doubt about this reason. Too much cholesterol is not good for our bodies and fruit doesn’t contain much cholesterol. Animal products like meat and dairy contain a lot of cholesterol…
Fruit Makes You Feel Better
Several stories have told us about people that were frequently depressed and how they got out of their depression slowly but surely after consuming substantial amounts of fresh fruit on a regular basis. Eating a lot of fruit can have a mysterious healing effect on human beings…
Ethical Reasons To Eat Fruit
Fruit doesn’t have to be killed and slaughtered before you can eat it. The fruits are just hanging there waiting to be picked by you…
Fruit is not expensive at all
Did you always think that fruit is an expensive product? Take a good look at how much money you spend on other food. It could be worth something to replace some of those expenses with fruit…
Fibers
We do know now that a diet with plenty of fibers helps against corpulence, high blood pressure, and other factors that increase the chance for a heart disease. The food that contains these healthy (natural) fibers is…. right: FRUIT!
Fruit Is The Most Natural Food
Fruit is food that has been made by plants to be eaten by animals and humans in order to spread its seeds…
The Human Diet
Here we are convinced that a good human diet should consist of freshly squeezed fruit juices, bread, vegetables and some water. Since it is hard for the average homo sapiens to conform him or herself to such a severe diet, we suggest that one starts by eating five to nine pieces of fruit a day…

Old Man - joke

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling.

" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".

The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."

That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.


" Exactly" Said the Doc

Bee

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
Screaming in pain " Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: " Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: " You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: " No, you don't understand! I'll put some
Cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: " Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): " No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): " On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
" Which one?"

MAN (innocently): " How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."

Canada ,North Pole

Help poor girl - PK

Help this poor girl –

You know very well that I normally don't forward such mails.

but this girl seems to have been struck by an awful tragedy,

which has landed her in this pitiable state. One look at her

picture (pasted below) will convince you of her condition.


Anyone willing to support her and provide some help

will be doing a great service. Please send your cheques

in my name

and I will pass on the amount to her. Thank you...



MAY GOD BLESS YOU .......

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Mahatma Gandhi respected in Animal Kingdom

This is snap for Animal Kingdom in Disney World in orlando ..This snap shows how people around respect Mahatma Gandhi..

Boys are always boys

tiger attacks

Minnale -- rewind

ISKON North Calorina

Today I visited ISKON temple near Durham .It is around 40 mins from the place i leave it is good place to be visited .They celebrated Sivarathri celebrations .I enjoyed the bhartnatyam's done by all the americans it was wonderful...The address is

New Goloka Farm Community (Hillsborough, NC)
1032 Dimmocks Mill Rd, 27278
Tel. (919) 732-6492 Fax: (919) 732-8033
E-mail: bkgoswami@compuserve.com

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India's 40 Richest people

Lakshmi Mittal
Mukesh Ambani
Anil Ambani
Kushal Pal Singh
Azim Premji
Sunil Mittal
Shashi & Ravi Ruia
Ramesh Chandra
Kumar Birla
Tulsi Tanti
Savitri Jindal
Anil Agarwal
Gautam Adani
Grandhi Rao
Adi Godrej
Uday Kotak
Indu Jain
Shiv Nadar
Anand Jain
Dilip Shanghvi
Jaiprakash Gaur
Cyrus Poonawalla
Kalanithi Maran
Subhash Chandra
Baba Kalyani
Rakesh Wadhawan
Rahul Bajaj
Malvinder & Shivinder Singh
Venugopal Dhoot
Rajan Raheja
Niranjan Hiranandani
Vivek Burman
L. Madhusudhan Rao
Gautam Thapar
Anurag Dikshit
Vikas Oberoi
N.R. Narayana Murthy
Anu Aga
Gracias Saldanha
Vijay Mallya

Rural Electrification Ltd allotment status

http://203.199.177.158/ipo/

Seat Available for the Post of Girl Friend [Trainee]

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.
Designation: Junior girl friend (trainee)
Experience: Must have ditched at least 2 guys (fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement: Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective
Perks and incentives.
Total gross ( Monthly ) :

2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
5 Trips to Hanuman Mandir / Isckon Temple
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa/Bread Pakoda/Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Hindi Family movie only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend(On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to the size available with the shopkeeper.
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Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)
Pls note:
1. Only females
1. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
2. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above Mentioned conditions.
There is more:
For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.


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Indian Hell

A man dies and goes to hell.



There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?"

He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."



The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.



Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line
of people waiting to get in.

Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put
you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of
nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you
for the rest of the day."

"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there
so many people waiting to get in?"



"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not
work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is
a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then
goes to the canteen!!!

Virgin Husband

A very 'straight and honest' girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice: "Daughter, when you're in Town and if you're looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements mother set for you. You must find a man that is faithful', 'thrifty' and must be a 'virgin'.

With this advice from her mother, the girl went to Town. After some months later, she came home to get her mother's blessings to marry.

"Mother, I've met the my match following your instructions. My future husband is faithful because when we went out for holiday one day, he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier girls around. Isn't that being faithful?"
Her mother nodded in agreement.

"Then, since the day was getting late in the night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that in order not to spend too much, they'll share one room only. Isn't he not thrifty guy?"

For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but with a little concern.

"And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin"

"How did you know he is still a virgin?" The mother asked with repidition. "MMM...his 'that one' is still new and hard.... All wrapped up in plastic, mum !"

Try To Know The Truth Before You React

Try To Know The Truth Before You React

The train has started moving. It is packedwith people of all ages, mostly with
the working men and women andyoung college guys and gals.

Near the window, seated a oldman with his 30 year old son. As the train moves
by, the son isoverwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside..

"See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful"

Thisbehavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strangeabout
him. Every one started murmuring something or other about thisson."
This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife.

Suddenlyit started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through theopened
window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad,how beautiful the
rain is ..."

Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit.

Anup," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling wellget
him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth"

The old man hesitated first and then in a lowtone replied " we are on the way
back from hospital, my son gotdischarged today morning , he was a blind by
birth, last week only hegot his vision, these rain and nature are new to his
eyes.. Pleaseforgive us for the inconvenience caused..."

What we see may not always be right !! Hence try to know the truth before you
react.

Thanks
Madhur

Four managment lessons

Four Management Lessons

Lesson Number One

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"

The crow answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson Number Two

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson Number Three

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money." And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up.

All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.

All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson: You don't need brains to be Boss, any asshole will do!



Lesson Number Four

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard he bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

 More Managment lessons
Managment lessons

Reading personal messages

IF U WANT UR MANAGER NOT TO C UR PERSONAL MAILS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY

TO CHECK UR MAIL

Samabavi ..MTV Roadies

American ...

A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American
too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy
fireworks.
There is, however, one exception.

A girl named Gita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I am not an American." replied Gita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks
Gita why she is an Indian????

"Well", my mom and dad are Indians, "so I'm an Indian too."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason", she says loudly "if
your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be
then?"

A pause, and a smile.


"Then" says Gita, "I'd be an
American ."

The Salary Theory...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people."


This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:


As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time


Since:

Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money.


Solving for Money, we get:


Money = Work / Knowledge.


Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.



Conclusion:


The less you know, the more you make.


Thanks


Madhur

Simson outsourcing

Re: Pelli eppudu brother ,,by a girl

read ur article...first lo naku chala kopam vachindi kani last line chadivaaka kaasta taggindi... i cant understand y do boys feel that they r losing their freedom if they gonna marry..bhayapadalsindi ammailu kada coz realky they are going to lose their freedom. actual ga cheppalantey abbailu yenduku pelliki siddanga lerantey... 1--they want to njoy a lot in their life... 2--they dont want to take the burden of their family(wife, children...sooon..) 3--they want a responsible less life evanni kontamandi kaadu chaala mandi oppukoru paiga pelli cheskuntey vachey wife vallani restrict chestundani sollu matalu cheppii anta aa ammai meedikey toosestaru.. nijanga cheppalantey girls are losing their freedom by marrying.. not only their freedom but also their opiniions thinkings, vaalla istalu anni...pellaina tarvata vishayam verey pelli fix aindani teliyanganey ammai meeda dominate cheyyatam modalu pedtaru..vallatho matladaku..veellatho matladaku..akkadi vellaku..ikkadiki vellaku..ala undu,..ila undu..aa dressey veskoo antooo ila laksha conditionlu petti torture pedtaru..ippudey ila untey pellaina tarvata situation inkenta daarunanga untundoo oohinchukolem.. inka pelli choopula vishayaniki vastey maaku aa toture untundi...ishtam lekunna photolu teeskovatam pelli chupulu aney oka stupid idiot paddatini balavantanga kurchobedtaru..here i want to share 1 experience with u. oka sari naku pelli chupulu jarigayi when i was in 6th sem...kaani naku ishtam ledu aina intlo vaalu balavantam chesi kurchobettaru(abbai vaalla daddy, brother vacharu. idi chadivi deenni pelli chupulu antaaro leka inkeymaina antaaro nuvvey cheppali abbayi ki 29 yrs..then i was 23.. 3 yrs beverse anta monnaney yedo telecom lo job vachindata.. sal(18,000 in bglr) vachi kurchunnanu inka questions start ayyayi na peru kuda adagaledu.. direct ga yem chestunnaru ani adigaaru.. mca 6th sem annanu yenta percnt undi mca lo?....72 10th lo yenta undi?...68 inter degree lo yenta undi? 61&75 job chestava?.... yes yekkadaina studies lo fail ayyi yrs waste ayyaya?... i got angry..hurt...said NO he told yenduku adugutunnanatey yrs gap vastey job raadu kada so andukey mundu adigaanu ani annadu aa stupid after that u know frnds how much dowry he asked??? HE ASKED FOR A DOWRY OF 20,00,000 yes aksharaala 20 lacs??? what do u guys think of girls? and her parents?? thokkalo vaadu 18,000 thousand sampadistey adi bglr loo how can he feed hisfamily.... malli vaadiki anta katnam.. yem velaga bedtadooo yemooo adi vaala oorilooo yevaro anta katnam istamannarta aa vedhavaki so memu anta istey nannu pelli cheskuntadanta...kani ammailu kuda job chesi same sampadistunnaru kada maku meerenduku katnam ivvakudadu?? inka meekanna yekkuvey chestam...office ki vellali...evening vachintarvata inti pani chuskovali, vanta chesi pettali..we have to take care of whole family, malli poddunney lesi malli panulu start cheyyalli.. any ways u dont help her in house work..i think inni kastaalu ammailki pelli cheskuntey. kani y do guys feel they r thrown into difficulties when they get marry??? inta jarugutunna the girls(wife) dont expect any thing from u boys(husband) but just ur love and ur caring heart naaku telusu idi chadivina tarvata chaala mandi abbailu idi oppukoru ani but this is the truth.... if i ask that y u take dowry means ur ans will be "my parent are taking not me... i dont want to hurt them coz they invested on my education... i m not interested in taking dowry" perfectly this will be ur answer m i right? antey ammailu chadukoledaaaa? job cheyyatleda? vaalaki meeru yenta dowry ivvali allantappudu?? change anedi first okkarilo ninchey vastundi okatesaari andarilonu raadu.. if u r stubborn then ur parents will accept u.. u dont think like this coz some where u also r interested in taking it ok ok ippatikey chala time tinnatlunna.. boys ki chaala kopam vastundii... but this is my real life experience...not a story