Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Bad Bargain
A man is walking around cannaught Place with his wife. They come to a perfume shop where the wife walks in and the hubby stands waiting outside.
A hooker comes along and tells the husband: "Like to come home with me, buddy?"
"For how much?" asks the man.
“500 Rupees," says the hooker. "I'll give you 100," quips the husband. The girl spits at him and walks away. A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. When they turn the corner, they come upon the same hooker. She looks at the man and his wife and yells: "See, this is what you get for 100 Rs.!"
A hooker comes along and tells the husband: "Like to come home with me, buddy?"
"For how much?" asks the man.
“500 Rupees," says the hooker. "I'll give you 100," quips the husband. The girl spits at him and walks away. A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. When they turn the corner, they come upon the same hooker. She looks at the man and his wife and yells: "See, this is what you get for 100 Rs.!"