Saturday, August 30, 2008

Why are condoms transparent?

Why are condoms transparent ?

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So that sperms can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is
restricted.

Friday, August 29, 2008

religious boy friend and chemist father

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The Chemist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

'Well,' he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack.'

The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.

He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.

The girl leans over and says, 'You never told me that you were such a religious person.'

He leans over to her and says, 'You never told me that your father is a Chemist.'

virgin and pakistan cricket

Pakistan Cricket Board refuses Richard Branson's Virgin Airlines sponsorship!

Billionaire
Virgin Business Group boss, Richard Branson
has offered to sponsor the Pakistan cricket team,
currently reeling after a string of tournament defeats.

However, the embattled Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) has
politely refused the generous multi-million- pound offer by the cricket-mad magnate.

As one harassed Board official snapped:

'We can't have
'VIRGIN' written on our shirts,
when we're getting fucked in every match!!

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Automation Testers Recuritment

Satyam walkin in Unix,C++


Praja Rajyam ......Premey Lakshyam....Sevey maargam

Title: Praja Rajyam ......Premey Lakshyam....Sevey maargam
Cast: Chiranjeevi,Pawan kalyan,Nagababu,Harirama Jogayya
Story: Dr.Mitra & Allu Aravind
Dialogues: Paruchuri Brothers
Editing: Pawan Kalyan & Chiranjeevi
Music: Mega fans.
Screenplay & Direction : Allu Aravind
Producer: Chiranjeevi
Banner: Geetha Arts
Release Date: 26th August, 2008.

Not Chiranjeevi's usual fare,but not really unlike it.With the backdrop of a Poor Guy working hard for his family and Rose from "Ganji To Benz", he still mouths witty filmy lines, pulls faces and shows pathetic expressions in his characteristic style. Read on.
Plot Chiranjeevi was born in a poor family where his father is the Constable. His Mother got married at the age of 14 and gives birth to him at the age of 15.From then chiranjeevi worked hard and carried the responsibilities of the whole family on his own shoulders.There are many twists in the story and scentimental scenes like the hero wearing Knickers in +2 class when everyone is wearing pants.Working hard in fileds during paddy riping in sewage(As per my knowledge.... land will be dry during paddy riping time but dont know how the hero worked in sewage while riping the paddy...........anyway this scene got huge response from the crowds)........ from there pace of the story increased as it travels from Ganji to Benz ,from Mogaltur to Madras and from aalochana to aacharana.........and finally from Mandhu party to Raajakeeya Party.

Punch Lines:There are some punch lines which erosed laughter for some and tears for some
1.Ammaku "Boy" Naina neney.........aadukuney "TOY" nainaa neney.
2.Chinnappudu ekkuva kaalam Amma Vollo perigaanu........(Sabha ku vachina janaalu pakkintalla vollo perigaaraa?)
3.Amma......."Sindhuvu" kooda "Bindhuvu" nundey modhalavuthundhi......(ee rojullo kooda Amma tho evaranna antha naatakeeyam gaa maatlaadathaaraa?)

4."ganji" choosanu .."Benzi" choosanu........Mogaltur Pilla Kaalavullo eedhaanu............Los Angels lo Sky diving chesaanu.........(Inka CM padhavi okkatey migilindhaa?)



Story, Screenplay and Direction Welcome to the Good Old Big Telugu Family cinema. Chiranjeevi plays the title role of "Sevakudu", who of course did "Seva" for the family in the initial days and now he wants to do "Praja Seva" to the prajalu. He sacrifices for the family, does everything to save the name and honor of his family and also to Prajalu by starting the "Blood bank" No one knows he's doing all these good things for the family and people but found out in the Interval bang with lot of suspense and count down when he announced the party name as "Praja Rajyam"

Second half started with chiranjeevi holding paper in his hand and reading it continuosly for 1 hour and refering basic components like "Vidya" , "Vaidyam",'Samajika Nyayam".Here we will get lot of disappointment because of the routine issues talked by many people in the past and chiru doing the same without telling us how he will do them....many people in the theatre starts Yawning here and we can see some people having Good Knap.Direction is Shoddy and pale in the second half as the interest slowly disappeared.Climax is a bit entertaining as it gives a pinch of scentiment dose to the people by hoisting the flag by a physically challenged boy.The most awaited film ended there.



Performances And there's Chiranjeevi himself. His Matin Luther King like antics entertain and keep everyone alert, and the script and dialogues totally side with him in the pursuit of entertainment. There are some gags too, at the right time and place, carefully merged into the script. How he can do the things he promised is not established properly in the script creating a lot of confusion among people of what his idea to enter into politics. He and his Flag hoisting sentiment by physically challenged boy is Paisa Vasool.



This is a total, typical family entertainer; gags, sentiment and sacrifice. Nothing more or less. There've been several movies like this, and hopefully India will never give up its ‘Family Entertainers'. It's still likely you'll walk out before the climax, because in all respects the movie ends there and drags on.

Sidelights:In the interval bang it was announced that the suspense will be unveiled and Party Name will be announced by 3 Girijanulu.......but dont know why it is not done

Last Word Routine Cinema.....better forget it..............1983 lo vachina cinema "Sholey" ayithey dhaaniki anukarana gaa vachina ee cinema "Ramgopal varma ka AAG"

Final Verdict: First half Comedy..........Second Half routine......Overall Talk: Cinema Nilabadadhu



Friday, August 22, 2008

Old ladies and driver


A tour bus driver is driving a bus load of seniors down high way.

An old lady tapped on his shoulder and offered him a

handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his

shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.





When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks

the little old lady, ' Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?'.


'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'

The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

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Testers,.Net developers,Sharepoint walkins

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Saturday, August 2, 2008

Similarities between bra and bar

1. Both have same alphabets
2. Both contain drinks
3. Both have restricted time for Opening & Closing
4. When open, both drive men crazy.

Attitude

If
A=1
B=2
C=3
D=4
E=5
F=6
G=7
H=8
I=9
J=10
K=11
L=12
M=13
N=14
O=15
P=16
Q=17
R=18
S=19
T=20
U=21
V=22
W=23
X=24
Y=25
Z=26

Then
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=54%


L+U+C+K =
12+21+3+11 = 47%


(None of them makes 100%)

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Then what makes 100%


Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!


Leadership? ...... NO!!!!


Every problem has a solution,

only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".


It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work
that makes OUR Life 100% Successful..


A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%

Friday, August 1, 2008

Out of box thinking

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 2:00 AM, he leaned over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be kind enough to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, why
don't we pretend that we're married?"

"Wow! That's a great idea!!" he is excited.


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"Then get
up and take it yourself"!! :)))))