Laloo ..suaar

One day Laloo was traveling by car. He
was going
to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time
and
unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident . At the sight Laloo
was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e
suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav
".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back
after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and
lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko
kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho!
baat kya
hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident .
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me,
then
danced for some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko
egjactly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :
"Main bola,
MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER HOON,
MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA
HAI......... ."