Japan Prime minister and US president

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!!

A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton...

The instructor told Mori Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how r u'.
Then Mr. Clinton should say, 'I am fine, and you?' Now, you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do the work for you.'

It looks quite simple, but the truth is...

When Mori met Clinton , he mistakenly said
'Who r u?' (instead of 'How r u?'. )

Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor:
'Well, I'm Hillary's husband, ha-ha...'

Then Mori replied
'me too, ha-ha.. .'.

Then there was a long silence in the meeting room

Bill clinton and god

Bill Clinton died and went to Heaven. God tells him "Bill, you can choose where you want to spend eternity. I give you a choice of 3 Rooms."

Clinton opened the door to the first room and looked in horror at Hillary with a large knife and her friend Lorena Bobbit. He quickly slammed the door and said, "God, this is horrible. What have you got for me in the 2nd room?"

God took him to the 2nd room and Clinton opened the door to see Saddam Hussein raping Al Gore with his 9-inch cock. "God, I really think I deserve better than this," Clinton complained.

God took him to the 3rd room. Clinton opened the door to see Newt Gingrich sitting in a chair getting his cock sucked by Monica Lewinski.. Brightening, Clinton exlaimed like a schoolboy, "I'll take this room, God.."

"OK,"

God boomed, "Monica, you may go."

America ...Too good ..By Neel

One fine morning, every thing was going smooth as usual.

Suddenly, the motors screeched with a sudden brake, when every one in the city just could not believe what had happened toAmerica . It was in New York where the scene was one of total chaos. People cried out in shame.

Many were blaming the former president Mr. Bill Clinton.

Hillary stood staring at her darling husband.
Clinton came to the crowd and said in his words, "I'm Innocent; It's really ridiculous to say I'm the only man behind all these cases. Slowly, I feel I'm losing confidence in myself".

Are you curious to know what had happened???


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