Come let us

A ten year old girl rushes to her grandmother and asks her, “Can I be pregnant?"

Grandmother, "Are you fooling. You can not be pregnant. Go and play out side."

The girl then goes to grandfather and asks him the same question and the reply also is the same.

The girl goes to her father with the same question and gets a slap on her face with a same reply.

Finally she goes to her mother and asks her, “Mama, Can I be pregnant?"
Mama shouts at her “You madcap. You fool. You can not. Don't even think like that."

Girl comes out of her building to meet her twelve year old boy-friend and shouts at him, “See every body has confirmed that I can not be pregnant. There is nothing to worry. You always worry unnecessarily. Come let us ......."

Pregnant lady

This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was

several months pregnant boarded a bus.

When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling

humiliated on Account of her condition.

She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move he burst out

laughing.... ......... ......She had him arrested.

Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked

why he acted in such a manner.


His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help

noticing she was pregnant..

She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The

Gold Dust Twins'.

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving

advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.

Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third

move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber

would have prevented this accident.'

The case was dismissed... ......! !!!!!!!