Gift--Lastforever

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1 year later - man asked the child-what to gift you?
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ping pong ball
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... ... 2'nd b'day- Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball ....
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3rd b'day
Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball
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Son - ping pong ball
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5th bday Father- what gift you want? Son - ping pong ball ....
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6thb'day Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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24th bday
Father- what gift you want?
Son - ping pong ball
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he got married
at honeymoon
Wife-what do u want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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... .... 25th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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26th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball
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27th bday
Wife - what gift you want?
Husband-ping pong ball ....
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his kids become 15 yrs old
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40th bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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41st b'day kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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... ... 42nd bday
kids- Father what gift you want?
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79th b'day
kids- Father what gift you want?
Father - ping pong ball
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Before his death
all the people from whom he took ping pong ball
(Like his Wife, kids and all others) came to him and asked
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He said give me a ping pong ball then I will tell you....
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During those last moments when he is about to die
everyone reached him and asked
tell us why did you ask for ping pong ball always?
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And he Died... before he could tell the Reason...
What a tragedy! What a tragedy!!!

Clever Girls

A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"

"Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"