Laloo ..suaar

One day Laloo was traveling by car. He
was going
to a village for campaigning . Suddenly a piglet came before
the car. The driver couldn't hit the brake at the right time
and
unfortunately the baby pig was killed in the accident . At the sight Laloo
was deeply moved and felt very upset He called the driver and said ,"Jiska e
suuar hai hum usko compensesan dena chahta hoon . Usko dhundke lav
".

At his words the driver went to the nearest village and came back
after some time with a tilak on his forehead, garlands around his neck and
lots of money in his hands!!!

Laloo was surprised . He asked ,"Hum tumko
kaha tha ke uss aadmi ko laiye , aur tum aise wapas aaye ho!
baat kya
hai?"

At this the driver replied " I told them about the incident .
Hearing it they were rejoiced , put tilak and garlands on me,
then
danced for some time and gave this money."

Laloo then asked him "Aap unko
egjactly kaa bole?"

The driver replied :
"Main bola,
MAIN Laloo Prasad Yadav KA DRIVER HOON,
MAINE SUAAR KE BACHHE KO MAR DALA
HAI......... ."

Taxi driver ..first time

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to
ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost
control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the
footpath, and stopped few centimeters from a shop
window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and
then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that
again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize
that a little tap would scare you so much." The
driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault.

Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been
driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25
years...

Smart answer 4

A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up thatread 'Low
Bridge Ahead.'Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got
stuck underit. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
Thepoliceman got out of his car and walked to the truck's cab and said to
thedriver, 'Got stuck, eh?'The truck driver said, 'No, I was delivering this
bridge and ran out ofdiesel!'