Showing posts with label NTR. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NTR. Show all posts
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
balayya jokes ..
Balakrishna went to cloth market
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plain lo chupincha mantara….
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…
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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell
the answer…..
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Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000
and next year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..
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Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Baaliga
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After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?
Because
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….
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Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?
Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram….
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…
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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…
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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber…
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
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Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..
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Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?
Balaya: na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….
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Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want
Lift…?
Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..
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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…
Balaya: Manchi cloth chupinchandi..
Salesman: plain lo chupincha mantara….
Balaya: Nee yabba plane lo kadu ra ikkade chupinchu…
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Ntr: Babay which is the biggest animal, Ant or Elephant…?
Balaya: First tell the date of birth of those animals. Then I will tell
the answer…..
==================================================================
Interviewer : Congrats you r selected. U r 1 ^st year salary is Rs19000
and next year it will be 26000.
Balaya: Thank you sir. I will join next year…..
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Aghora tells to Balaya abt Magadheera….
Aghora: Vadu MANDAY agni golam la kanipistadu…
Balaya: Avuna Mari vadu TUESDAY kanapdite ela gurthu pattali ghora….?
Aghora: Nuvvu maaravra Baaliga
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After eating fish Balaya did not drink water why…?
Because
He feared that fish will start swimming in his stomach….
=======================================================================
Interviewer: Me birth place ekkda…?
Balaya: Tiruvananthapuram….
Interviewer: Tell me the spelling…?
Balaya: Indaka joke chesa, nenu GOA lo puttanu…
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Ntr: Babay ratri mobile charging petti padukoku..
Balaya : Endukura …?
Ntr : Battery blast avutundanta…
Balaya : Telusura bacha anduke nenu Battry teesi charging Pettanu…
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One day Balaya and Akber went 2 masjid..
Akber : Allah hoo Akber…
Balaya : Allah hoo Balaya
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Ntr: Adenti Babai Tablet sides cut chesi vesukuntunnavu…?
Balaya: Side effects rakunda untayani..
=======================================================================
Ntr : Rakhi Bagundi evaru kattaru babai…?
Balaya: na Lovertho nene kattiinchukunna….
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Balaya waiting at bus stop, one girl came in scooty & asked do you want
Lift…?
Balaya: NO thanks my house in ground floor..
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Balaya: Express train eppudu vastundi..?
T.c: 9ki
Balaya: Local train eppudu vastundi…?
Tc.: 1ki
Balaya: Goods eppudu vastundi…?
T.c: Nuv ekkadaki povali…?
Balaya: Track dati avatalaki povali…
Friday, February 5, 2010
Friday, May 29, 2009
Balakrishna jokes
Balayya practising CHIRU's dialogue (TAGORE)..
ippativaraku na cinemalu 440...
andhulo HITLU 4..
Floplu 40..
Utterfloplu 140..
Varam Adinavi 80..
Varam kuda adanivi 60..
Fans matrame chudanivi 20..
Ika migilinavi 16..
Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..
migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..
natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..
cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..
Chala inka amina kavala?
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FLASH NEWS:
King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?
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.
.
.
he watched the dance video of balayya..
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Balayya is remaking TITANIC as
"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and....
.
.
.
.
.
.
TITANIC on other hand.
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Kannayya ur son is dead.
hearing this kannayya jumps
from 50th floor..
at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"
at 25th floor "i'm not married"
at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am Balayya..
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ATHADU DIALOGUE:
Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha
Balayya cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..
polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.
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City mottam godavaga undi
bayataku raku
Buses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..
enduko telusa "MITRUDU" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..
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Drona lo priyamani BIKINI - Cinema FLOP.
Billa lo Anushka BIKINI- Cinema AVG.
Heroines tho labham ledani MITRUDU lo mana Balayya BIKINI lo vastunnadu.
Enjoy!
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Balayya interview-
Interviewer: Jnr NTR ki accident enduku ayyindi?
Balayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki
enjoy more balayya jokes @
Balayya Jokes
ippativaraku na cinemalu 440...
andhulo HITLU 4..
Floplu 40..
Utterfloplu 140..
Varam Adinavi 80..
Varam kuda adanivi 60..
Fans matrame chudanivi 20..
Ika migilinavi 16..
Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..
migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..
natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..
cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..
Chala inka amina kavala?
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
FLASH NEWS:
King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?
.
.
.
.
he watched the dance video of balayya..
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Balayya is remaking TITANIC as
"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and....
.
.
.
.
.
.
TITANIC on other hand.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Kannayya ur son is dead.
hearing this kannayya jumps
from 50th floor..
at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"
at 25th floor "i'm not married"
at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am Balayya..
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ATHADU DIALOGUE:
Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha
Balayya cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..
polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
City mottam godavaga undi
bayataku raku
Buses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..
enduko telusa "MITRUDU" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Drona lo priyamani BIKINI - Cinema FLOP.
Billa lo Anushka BIKINI- Cinema AVG.
Heroines tho labham ledani MITRUDU lo mana Balayya BIKINI lo vastunnadu.
Enjoy!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Balayya interview-
Interviewer: Jnr NTR ki accident enduku ayyindi?
Balayya: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki
enjoy more balayya jokes @
Balayya Jokes