Naughty SMS

Wife reads a book and tells her husband: A bull fucks 3000 times a year. U don't do quarter of that!

Husband says: Does d book say that d bull fucks d same cow?

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Gang of sardars broke a bank,
But instead of cash they found glasses of lassi.
Happily they drank lassi n left.
Next day's headlines:

"SPERM BANK LOOTED".

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Banta NE Suhag raat ko biwi se pucha: Kya tum VIRGIN ho?
Biwi: Ji, magar PEECHE se! Aur Tum?

Banta: Main bhi, magar aage se
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We are more experienced than our name suggests...! !"