Newtons law of love

Universal law:
"Love can
neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one
girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ".

First law:
"a
boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girlin
love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unlessany
external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play andbreak
the legs of the boy."

Second law:
"the
rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly
proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe
direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of thebank
balance."

Third law:
"the
force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to
the force applied by the girl while using her sandals".