Is BUS..........male or female?

Is BUS..........male or female?

There is a classroom of some small children (5-7yrs),

with a genius boy (Bablu) and a smart one (Pappu ).The

dialogue between the two and the teacher goes

something like this:

Bablu: "Teacher, teacher! Is Bus male or female?

Teacher : Thinking.......

Pappu: "Teacher, teacher! It is female"

Bablu : "Kyon?"

Pappu: "Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain."

Teacher is pareshan. While Bablu gets in doubt.

Bablu: "Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hain

to uske bacche kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is more pareshan.

Pappu : "Kyon ki sab us par peeche se chadte hain."

Teacher is now hiding her face.Bablu gets another

doubt.

Bablu: "Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver

aur conductor to aagay se chadte hain. Phir bachche

kyon nahin hote?"

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to

handle.

Pappu replies: "Kyon ki woh dono topi pehanke chadte

hain."

Teacher faints !!!!!!!