TV9 spoof ....enjoy

manam road meeda velthu untaam. Oka kukka pilla kaalu virigi kuntunthundi.manaki time unte aagi daaniki emi kaavalo chsutham, ledu ante ayyo paapamani jaali padi vellipothaam.
TV9 reporter velthunandu, ventaen Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaaducameramn ni pamputhadu.
Ika modalu........
krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?
ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna
Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?...Krishna
Swapna...ikkadai vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatamvalla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area
lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru
Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna
Kukka prasthutham kuntudthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debbathagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi.Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda,mooluguthundi.....swapna
Thank you Krishna, eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthuundtaaniki
meeku call chesthu untam.
Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi Krishnaandinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvathaKukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Raogaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.
Break Tarvatha..........
RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila
Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusiuntaaru.
Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu.Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ilakuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.
RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unteetuvanti badha?
Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debbathagina kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gattiaadharaalu
unnai.
RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi Krishnatelephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela
undi
Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)
Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?
Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.
Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu elaunnai?...krishna
Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thokavankara ga undi.
Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada
chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldierface lo thappa)
Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straightcheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu kidebba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.
Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam vallathoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deenipai mee spandana enti?
Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba
thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ranuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa vallakaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane perumaarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichidoctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru gaunna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantraedava
(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune
undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)