funny Signboards

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going
out from here. She may be your Grandmother!!
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Advertisement in Pune Shop : Guitar, for sale.......cheap...........no
strings attached.
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Sign in a bar : "Those .....drinking to forget........ please pay in
advance."
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Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.
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A Spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!
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When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up............. reading.
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My Grandfather is eighty and still doesn't need glasses... He drinks
straight out of the bottle.
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I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case
someone wants Black Coffee.
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Getting caught is the mother of Invention.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, Snore and you sleep alone.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe
is the fact that it has never tried to contact us.
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Seen on a bulletin board: Success is relative. More the success, more
the relatives.
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Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay: We need your heads to run
our business.
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A traffic slogan: Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough or
else they will never be.
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Sign in a restaurant: All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager.
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Seen in railway station at Patna: Aana free, Jaana free, Pakde gaye to
khana free.