A teacher at a TAFE college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.'Now
listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being heretomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,illness, or a death
in your immediate family, but that's it, no otherexcuses whatsoever!'A
smart-arse at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What wouldhappen
if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexualexhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student,shook her head and sweetly
said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write theexam with your other hand.
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