First-year students at Texas A & M's Vet school were attending their first Anatomy class, with a real dead pig.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a White sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the Animal body'. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, touched his finger in the mouth of the dead pig, withdrew it and put his Finger in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns putting their finger in the mouth of the dead pig and tasted in their mouth.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The Second most important quality is observation. I touched with my middle Finger and tasted on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention…
Moral of the story:
Life is tough but it gets tougher when you are stupid
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Banks and satyam employees
Many satyam employees are receiving mails ,messages about their credit limits getting cut.Some of them are
1.Icici bank --They reversed the card limit if you dont have any dues.
2.kotak mahindra bank
3.Barclay bank
Kotak Mahindra Bank cut the credit limit from 52000 to 15000 rupees and cash with drawl limit was totally cut.
Barclay Bank cut the credit limits to 15000.
1.Icici bank --They reversed the card limit if you dont have any dues.
2.kotak mahindra bank
3.Barclay bank
Kotak Mahindra Bank cut the credit limit from 52000 to 15000 rupees and cash with drawl limit was totally cut.
Barclay Bank cut the credit limits to 15000.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Obamobile .Obama new car
THIS PRESIDENT IS MOREIMPORTANT THAN ANYBODYIN THE PAST. The Obamamobile: New presidential limo is unveiled - and it can withstand rocket and chemical attacks It's official call sign is Cadillac One, but it will always be known as the Obamobile. is
But his Secret Service agents have already been familiarising themselves with the machine they call 'The Beast', built by General Motors in Detroit and based on a Cadillac chassis. The company refuses to give precise details of how it will perform its primary purpose - protecting the president. But bulletproof glass and armourplatingare standard throughout and the car is hermetically-sealed to withstand chemical weapons. As with previous presidential limos it is packed with electronic communication systems to allow Mr Obama to keep in contact with the outside world. One personal touch will be the remote-controlled ten-CD changer on which he can play his favourite artists, said to include Stevie Wonder and Bob Dylan. Despite the protection afforded by Cadillac One, the Secret Service will be taking no chances when Mr Obama is sworn in as the 44th president. A three-mile security perimeter will be thrown around the U.S. Capital, with no vehicles allowed inside, to prevent a car bomb attack.
TV9 spoof ....enjoy
manam road meeda velthu untaam. Oka kukka pilla kaalu virigi kuntunthundi.manaki time unte aagi daaniki emi kaavalo chsutham, ledu ante ayyo paapamani jaali padi vellipothaam.
TV9 reporter velthunandu, ventaen Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaaducameramn ni pamputhadu.
Ika modalu........
krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?
ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna
Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?...Krishna
Swapna...ikkadai vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatamvalla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area
lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru
Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna
Kukka prasthutham kuntudthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debbathagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi.Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda,mooluguthundi.....swapna
Thank you Krishna, eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthuundtaaniki
meeku call chesthu untam.
Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi Krishnaandinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvathaKukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Raogaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.
Break Tarvatha..........
RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila
Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusiuntaaru.
Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu.Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ilakuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.
RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unteetuvanti badha?
Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debbathagina kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gattiaadharaalu
unnai.
RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi Krishnatelephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela
undi
Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)
Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?
Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.
Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu elaunnai?...krishna
Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thokavankara ga undi.
Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada
chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldierface lo thappa)
Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straightcheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu kidebba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.
Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam vallathoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deenipai mee spandana enti?
Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba
thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ranuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa vallakaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane perumaarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichidoctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru gaunna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantraedava
(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune
undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)
TV9 reporter velthunandu, ventaen Tv9 office ki oka phone velthundi, vaaducameramn ni pamputhadu.
Ika modalu........
krishna aa kukka paristhithi ela undi? eppati nunchi akkada undi?
ee kukka morning nunchi ikkade undi, ippudu kuntunthundi......swapna
Akkadi vallu emanna chebuthunnara?...Krishna
Swapna...ikkadai vaallu idi oka kukka ani, daani kaaluku debba thagalatamvalla kuntuthundi ani chepthunnaru. ee vidham ga gatham lo aa kukka ee area
lo ila kuntaledani, ide thaamu modati saari choodatam ani chepthunnaru
Kuntuthunna Kukka Spandana ela undi? .....krishna
Kukka prasthutham kuntudthundi swapna. Ee vidham ga kaalu ku debbathagalatam kotha anukunta, anduke kuntatam raaka ibbandi paduthundi.Maatlaadinchataniki prayathnichina adi samaadhanam cheppakunda,mooluguthundi.....swapna
Thank you Krishna, eppatikappudu thaaja paristhithi sameekshisthuundtaaniki
meeku call chesthu untam.
Idi gaayapadi kuntthunna kukka sthithi meeda maa crime prathinidhi Krishnaandinchina vivaraalu. Ippudu oka chinna break..break tarvathaKukkalu-Kuntudu amsam pai charchintaniki pramukha doctor Kukkuteswara Raogaaru mana studio ki vasthunanru.
Break Tarvatha..........
RajniKanth : Cheppandi Kukkuteswara Rao gaaru gatham lo meeru eppudaina ila
Kukkalu kunttam chusara? oka vela chusthe aa jaathi kukkalu kuntam chusiuntaaru.
Kukkuteswar : Ee vidham ga kukkalu kuntatam idi modati saari kaadu.Prapanchavyaaptham ga enno jaathula kukkalu, enno sandarbhallo ilakuntinattu manaku aadhaaraalu unnai. Kuntataniki jaathi tho sambandam ledu.
RajniKanth : Ante Kukkalu kunteppudu vaatiki emanna badha untunda? Unteetuvanti badha?
Kukkuteswar : Badha lo rakaalu undavandi. Kunteppudu general ga debbathagina kaalu ki noppi untundi ani Dog's Medical Science lo gattiaadharaalu
unnai.
RajniKanth : Thaaja paristhi cheppenduku maa crime prathinidhi Krishnatelephone lo sidham ga unanru...Krishan Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela
undi
Krishna : (chevilo ear piece pettukuni bithara chupulu chusthu untaadu)
Krishna Cheppandi..aa Kukka Paristhithi ela undi?
Rajni kukka mooluguthundi, ippude blue cross vallu daanini teesuku vellaru.
Kukka kaalu ki debba thagilindi, daani ithara sareera bhaagalu elaunnai?...krishna
Rajni, Kukka kaalu ki maathrma debba thagilindi. Kaani ee Kukka thokavankara ga undi.
Vankara ante ela undi...krishna (ippudu Rajni moham lo expression inkekkada
chudalemu, stahruvu tanker ni dwamsam cheyyataniki wait chetshunna soldierface lo thappa)
Rajni Vankara ga antecuttukuni undi, nenu appatiki daanini straightcheyyataniki try chetshunnau kaani adi chuttukupothundi. bahusa kaalu kidebba thagalatam valla ani naa uddesam.
Thank you krishna....Kukkuteswar gaaru, kaalu ki debba thagalatam vallathoka vankara ayyi untundi ani maa prathinidhi Kirshna chepthunanru, deenipai mee spandana enti?
Spandana ante emi untundi ra poondakor vedhava...kukka thoka kaalu ki debba
thagalatam valla vankara ayyedi enti ra dhed dimgaa ga. emi manishivi ranuvvu, ippati varaku nuvvu raasi ichina answers chadivanu, inka naa vallakaadu, naa tea marigipothu untaayi. bangaram laanti Mallayya ane perumaarchi kukkuteswar rao ani maarchi, shirt pant rent ki techi naaku ichidoctor laaga act cheyyala? ala act chetshe naa tea kottu nunchi eduru gaunna mee TV9 office ki roju 100 tea order isthara. manassakshi undantraedava
(ila thiduthu undgaane, TV9 logo vachi, merugaina samaajama kosam chusthune
undandi TV9 ani vocie vinipinchi ads raavatam modalu ayyindi)
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Media covering only bad news on Satyam
Media is showing more interest on Satyam .They are putting all rumors more importance that the original fact .I feel that they are writing their own views without any base truth.
some of the media news which are false are but were highlighted are
1.Suicide attempt by Satyam CFO (When this news was scrolled in a TV channel he was in office doing normal duties)
2.Removing 10000 employees (No satyam employee got a mail that there will 10k removals).
3.Satyam employees will not get 2 months salary (No satyam employee got any mail about this)
these news are making many people having sleepless nights.There are around 2lakh people dependent on Satyam directly or Indirectly.
Media does even put the Important points told by Satyam new Board.All rumors get place in first page but the steps taken by new board are not shown up properly or highlighted.
Media for getting sales up,they are doing these cheap tricks.Media will also suffer soon if they do these cheap tricks.
some of the media news which are false are but were highlighted are
1.Suicide attempt by Satyam CFO (When this news was scrolled in a TV channel he was in office doing normal duties)
2.Removing 10000 employees (No satyam employee got a mail that there will 10k removals).
3.Satyam employees will not get 2 months salary (No satyam employee got any mail about this)
these news are making many people having sleepless nights.There are around 2lakh people dependent on Satyam directly or Indirectly.
Media does even put the Important points told by Satyam new Board.All rumors get place in first page but the steps taken by new board are not shown up properly or highlighted.
Media for getting sales up,they are doing these cheap tricks.Media will also suffer soon if they do these cheap tricks.
Satyam employees against ICICI bank
Many satyam employees who took credit card using satyam payslip ,satyam id card as proof.Got messages(sms) saying that their credit limit was cut down to nearly 90%.Internally many employees started a moment to cancel their ICICI bank credit cards .Many started calling to ICICI customer care to ask why their credit limit was reduced.They got an answer that it is because of Economic Macro Conditions.They canceled their credit cards by telling same reasons.People with only one credit card are waiting for applying new credit card and canceling ICICI bank ones.
They have a good argument to support also.They say that when we got some information about ICICI bank bankruptcy they did change their salary accounts or credit cards.Now ICICI bank doesnt have same faith in Satyam.
ICICI bank may increase credit limits to normal but ICICI bank will suffer because of this decision which hurt the sentiments of Satyam employee
They have a good argument to support also.They say that when we got some information about ICICI bank bankruptcy they did change their salary accounts or credit cards.Now ICICI bank doesnt have same faith in Satyam.
ICICI bank may increase credit limits to normal but ICICI bank will suffer because of this decision which hurt the sentiments of Satyam employee
Saturday, January 10, 2009
YSR letter to Prime Minister On satyam
Today's revelations of the Chairman of Satyam Computer Services Limited have come as a grave shock to everybody in the country. We, in Andhra Pradesh State, are particularly disturbed as the headquarters of the company is in Hyderabad with many operational facilities spread across the State.
While I have no doubt in my mind that Law will take its own course, our major and immediate concern is about the fate of 53,000 employees of the company. As you may be aware, majority of the clients / customers of the company are Fortune 500 companies, who will be averse to do business with companies having fraudulent managements and they will have every right to cancel the existing contracts, which will jeopardize the interests of the employees and innocent shareholders.
I, therefore, urge you to kindly constitute a management team with immediate effect comprising of personalities of globally known integrity and competence viz., Sri Azim Premji, Sri Narayana Murthy and Sri Ramadorai to manage affairs of the company to restore the confidence of the global customers in its business continuity, so that the interests of the employees and other stakeholders are protected till an alternative credible management is put in place for the company.
Yours sincerely,
(Dr.Y.S.RAJASEKHARA REDDY)
Dr. Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister of India,
New Delhi.
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The above letter was also sent to:
Sri P.Chidambaram, Union Home Minister, Sri Montek Singh Ahluwalia,
Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission and Sri Prem Chand Gupta, Union
Minister for Company Affairs.
While I have no doubt in my mind that Law will take its own course, our major and immediate concern is about the fate of 53,000 employees of the company. As you may be aware, majority of the clients / customers of the company are Fortune 500 companies, who will be averse to do business with companies having fraudulent managements and they will have every right to cancel the existing contracts, which will jeopardize the interests of the employees and innocent shareholders.
I, therefore, urge you to kindly constitute a management team with immediate effect comprising of personalities of globally known integrity and competence viz., Sri Azim Premji, Sri Narayana Murthy and Sri Ramadorai to manage affairs of the company to restore the confidence of the global customers in its business continuity, so that the interests of the employees and other stakeholders are protected till an alternative credible management is put in place for the company.
Yours sincerely,
(Dr.Y.S.RAJASEKHARA REDDY)
Dr. Manmohan Singh,
Prime Minister of India,
New Delhi.
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The above letter was also sent to:
Sri P.Chidambaram, Union Home Minister, Sri Montek Singh Ahluwalia,
Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission and Sri Prem Chand Gupta, Union
Minister for Company Affairs.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Saturday, January 3, 2009
New Year wishes in all languages
| Afgani | Saale Nao Mubbarak |
| Afrikaans | Gelukkige nuwe jaar |
| Albanian | Gezuar Vitin e Ri |
| Armenian | Snorhavor Nor Tari |
| Arabic | Kul 'am wa antum bikhair |
| Assyrian | Sheta Brikhta |
| Azeri | Yeni Iliniz Mubarek! |
| Bengali | Shuvo Nabo Barsho |
| Breton [Celtic Brythonic language] | Bloavezh Mat |
| Bulgarian | ×åñòèò Íîâ îäèí (pronounced "Chestita Nova Godina") |
| Cambodian | Soursdey Chhnam Tmei |
| Catalan | FELIÇ ANY NOU |
| Chinese | Xin Nian Kuai Le |
| Corsican Language | Pace e Salute |
| Croatian | Sretna Nova godina! |
| Cymraeg (Welsh) | Blwyddyn Newydd Dda |
| Czech | Å ťastný Nový rok (or Stastny Novy rok) |
| Denish | Godt Nytår |
| Dhivehi | Ufaaveri Aa Aharakah Edhen |
| Dutch | GELUKKIG NIEUWJAAR! |
| Eskimo | Kiortame pivdluaritlo |
| Esperanto | Felican Novan Jaron |
| Estonians | Head uut aastat! |
| Ethiopian: | MELKAM ADDIS AMET YIHUNELIWO! |
| Finnish | Onnellista Uutta Vuotta |
| French | Bonne Annee |
| Gaelic | Bliadhna mhath ur |
| Galician [NorthWestern Spain] | Bo Nadal e Feliz Aninovo |
| German | Prosit Neujahr |
| Georgian | GILOTSAVT AKHAL TSELS! |
| Greek | Kenourios Chronos |
| Gujarati | Nutan Varshbhinandan |
| Hawaiian | Hauoli Makahiki Hou |
| Hebrew | L'Shannah Tovah |
| Hindi | Naye Varsha Ki Shubhkamanyen |
| Hong kong | (Cantonese) Sun Leen Fai Lok |
| Hungarian | Boldog Ooy Ayvet |
| Indonesian | Selamat Tahun Baru |
| Iranian | Sal -e- no mobarak |
| Iraqi | Sanah Jadidah |
| Irish | Bliain nua fe mhaise dhuit |
| Italian: | Felice anno nuovo |
| Japan: | Akimashite Omedetto Gozaimasu |
| Kabyle: | Asegwas Amegaz |
| Kannada: | Hosa Varushadha Shubhashayagalu |
| Kisii: | SOMWAKA OMOYIA OMUYA |
| Khmer: | Sua Sdei tfnam tmei |
| Korea: | Saehae Bock Mani ba deu sei yo! |
| Kurdish: | NEWROZ PIROZBE |
| Latvian | Laimīgo Jauno Gadu! |
| Lithuanian: | Laimingu Naujuju Metu |
| Laotian: | Sabai dee pee mai |
| Macedonian | Srekjna Nova Godina |
| Madagascar | Tratry ny taona |
| Malay | Selamat Tahun Baru |
| Marathi : | Nveen Varshachy Shubhechcha |
| Malayalam : | Puthuvatsara Aashamsakal |
| Mizo | Kum Thar Chibai |
| Maltese | Is-Sena t- Tajba |
| Nepal | Nawa Barsha ko Shuvakamana |
| Norwegian | Godt Nyttår |
| Papua New Guinea | Nupela yia i go long yu |
| Pampango (Philippines) | Masaganang Bayung Banua |
| Pashto | Nawai Kall Mo Mubarak Shah |
| Persian | Sal -e- no mobarak |
| Philippines | Manigong Bagong Taon! |
| Polish: | Szczesliwego Nowego Roku |
| Portuguese | Feliz Ano Novo |
| Punjabi | Nave sal di mubarak |
| Romanian | AN NOU FERICIT |
| Russian | S Novim Godom |
| Samoa | Manuia le Tausaga Fou |
| Serbo-Croatian | Sretna nova godina |
| Sindhi | Nayou Saal Mubbarak Hoje |
| Singhalese | Subha Aluth Awrudhak Vewa |
| Siraiki | Nawan Saal Shala Mubarak Theevay |
| Slovak | Stastny Novy rok |
| Slovenian | sreèno novo leto |
| Somali | Iyo Sanad Cusub Oo Fiican! |
| Spanish | Feliz Ano ~Nuevo |
| Swahili | Heri Za Mwaka Mpyaº |
| Swedish | GOTT NYTT ÅR! /Gott nytt år! |
| Sudanese | Warsa Enggal |
| Tamil | Eniya Puthandu Nalvazhthukkal |
| Tibetian | Losar Tashi Delek |
| Telegu | Noothana samvatsara shubhakankshalu |
| Thai | Sawadee Pee Mai |
| Turkish | Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun |
| Ukrainian | Shchastlyvoho Novoho Roku |
| Urdu | Naya Saal Mubbarak Ho |
| Uzbek | Yangi Yil Bilan |
| Vietnamese | Chuc Mung Tan Nien |
| Welsh : | Blwyddyn Newydd Dda! |
