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Boys/men emotions

A true fact.

I think everyone might have read abt Mom's, Wife's and Girl's...



Its time to learn something abt Men...



Who is a boy / man ?



A boy/man is one of the most beautiful creations of God.



He starts compromising at very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.



Later he sacrifices his love for just a smile on his parents face. He sacrifices his love for his wife and children by working late nights.



He builds their future by taking loans from banks and then repaying them for the life time. Thus he sacrifices full youth for his wife and children without any complain.



Believe me he struggles a lot but still has to hear the music (scolding) of Mother, wife and his boss. Yet every mother, wife and boss tries to have control over him.



Finally his life ends up by compromising for others happiness. He is that creature of God who no one can compete with.



Respect every boy/man in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for you.



Just extend your hand when he needs it and you shall receive twice fold love from him.



Enough Of Girls /women / Wife Emotional Mails Now… Boys also Have Emotions and respect it.

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Brahmi ...the real power star

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Cutting trees ...this has taken a serious turn

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Hyderabad passport office ...experince hell on earth

This happened on May09 2011..



I want to get my Passport (with visa’s ) renewed via tatkal service provided at Hyderabad. As I am a tech savvy filled the form in from the passport website. It suggested me 11:00 am as the time to arrive at office.



My father always insists me to go early to government offices so I started at 6:00 AM in Nacharam and I reached the passport office by 6:30 am .To my surprise I found long queue waiting for passport. There are 2 different queues , one for woman carrying infants, senior citizens and Physically handicapped and other one for new passport applications, renewals and tatkals.



I know the limit per day for passport office is around 300 tatkal and 100 general. The queue on both sides is around 500 odd people.



So I went and joined the long queue at 6:45 am. Passport office only opens by 8:00 am.



I wanted to try my luck with brokers who are saying/boosting to do anything for money. I asked a broker then he told that he will take Rs 2500 for getting an appointment next day. If I go through a broker the total would be Rs 5000 which was not affordable to me and one of my Cousin had a very bad experience with brokers.



I asked few people in the line when they stood in the line few answered that they came on Saturday evening , some came on Sunday morning.



I went back to the line where I was standing ..after few hours in hot sun ..all my energy got exhausted ..so I left home (I was confident that even if I stood in that line I would not have entered the passport office).



Here are few tips if you’re going to passport office…



1.Try to go on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday as I feel the queue would be less.

2.Try to bring water bottle , some energy drinks and biscuits .

3.Try to reach passport office as early as possible (ie by 3am )

4.Dont believe the words of brokers as a new strict officer who joined recently after the CBI raid at passport office doesn’t encourage them at all.

5.If you stay nearby to passport office then ask your watchman or someone else to sleep in the night near passport office so that you can take his position next day morning.

6.Protect yourself from sun and rain etc as you need to stand in hot sun or rain if you want to get passport.

7.If your not having a habit of sitting on ground take a small stool with you so that you can sit if the line is not moving.(I am not able to stand in line continuously for 4-5 hours )

8.If your carrying infants carry more than enough food for them .

9.Police standing outside also doesn’t have much information.

10.if you have time then apply through e seva centers and head post offices rather than standing in the line for fresh passports.


My other passport experinces
Passport experinces in Hyderabad


Please put your comments if you agree/disagree with me…

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Wonderfull definations

Wonderfully described definitions.........










CIGARETTE:

A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!



MARRIAGE:

It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master



LECTURE:

An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students

without passing through the minds

of either



CONFERENCE:

The confusion of one man

multiplied by the

number present





COMPROMISE:

The art of dividing

a cake in such a way that

everybody believes

he got the biggest piece





TEARS:

The hydraulic force by which

masculine will power is

defeated by feminine water-power!



CONFERENCE ROOM:

A place where everybody talks,

nobody listens

and everybody disagrees later on





ECSTASY:

A feeling when you feel

you are going to feel

a feeling

you have never felt before



CLASSIC:

A book

which people praise,

but never read



SMILE:

A curve

that can set

a lot of things straight!





OFFICE:

A place

where you can relax

after your strenuous

home life



YAWN:

The only time

when some married men

ever get to open

their mouth





EXPERIENCE:

The name

men give

to their

Mistakes





DIPLOMAT:

A person

who tells you

to go to hell

in such a way

that you actually look forward

to the trip





OPTIMIST:

A person

who while falling

from EIFFEL TOWER

says in midway

"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"





MISER:

A person

who lives poor

so that

he can die RICH!





FATHER:

A banker

provided by

nature





BOSS:

Someone

who is early

when you are late

and late

when you are early





POLITICIAN:

One who

shakes your hand

before elections

and your Confidence

Later









DOCTOR:

A person

who kills

your ills

by pills,

and kills you

by his bills!





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All about Rajinikanth ...Just joking

When Rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&

Now they call it as .............Wikipedia



Crazy people!!!! ;)





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When Rajnikant was a Student……..



Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!



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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is

“Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce”.





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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…





Guess why??????





To Iron his Clothes……………………………



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Rajnikant was shot today..

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THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!



Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant’s statue…



..And Birds returned grains they took last year as well



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If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts! :D



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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"



He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"



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One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….



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Tonight at 9 Rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the Asian Games’ high jump event…



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What do you think Vodafone 3G tag line should be :-

Faster ..

Better…

RAJNIKANT….





No it should be (strictly)



RAJNIKANT.

RAJNIKANT..

RAJNIKANT…



Mind it

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Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims

across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... the Titanic in the other



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“Rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”



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“Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012…..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty”…..:P

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Rajni can walk faster than light….



“Rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.



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Law of Conservation of Rajni





All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

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Once a photo of Rajnikant was givenfor Xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.





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One more:



Once upon a time

Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth



Today that powder is known as….



“AMBUJA CEMENT”







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ఏమి జీవితం రా …..



కాలేజి లో ఉన్నన్నాళ్ళు చదువులు ఎప్పుడు అయిపోతాయ్ , exams నుంచి విముక్తి ఎప్పుడు వస్తుంది , job లో డబ్బులు ఎప్పుడు సంపాదిస్తాం అని తొందర పడతాం . ఉన్న జాబును వదేలయసే ఈప్పుడు చూడు again job search లో నా .. నా తిప్పలు పడి కనపడిన ప్రతి company interview attend అయి , ఏదోలా job సంపాదిస్తాం .

Job join.

First month - no work.only enjoy - all happies
Second month - work + enjoy – ok
Third month - only work. no enjoy - problem starts
అప్పటికి office politics తెలుస్తాయ్ .
పక్క team లో manager మంచోడు అయుంటాడు .
పక్క team లో అమ్మాయిలు బావుంటారు .
పక్క team లో hikes బాగా ఇస్తారు .
పక్క team లో work అసలే ఉండదు .
మనకి మాత్రం రోజు festival..
చేసిన పనికి ... చెయ్యని పనికి దొబ్బించుకోవటమే . ఒక్కో client ఏమో పిచ్చి నా .. requirements ఇస్తాడు . అవి పని చెయ్యవు అని తెలిసి కూడా అలానే చెయ్యాలి . అర్ధ రాత్రి support లు . onsite వాడిని బూతులు తిట్టి పారిపోదాం అనిపిస్తుంది . కానీ office లో net connection free and coffee free అనే ఒక్క ఆలోచన ఆపేస్తుంది . మనకి ఒక batch తయారవుతుంది .
ప్రతి రోజు TL, PM ని తిట్టుకుంటూ ఒక ఆరు నెలలు గడిపేస్తాం . ఇలా loop లో పెట్టి కొడితే రెండు ఏళ్ళు అయిపోతాయ్ . అప్పటికి కళ్ళ చుట్టూ black circles, వేళ్ళు వంకర్లు , మెడ నొప్పులు ... పిచ్చ నా .. జబ్బులు అన్ని వచ్చేసి ఉంటాయ్ . సొంత అమ్మ , నాన్న , అక్క , చెల్లి , అన్న , తమ్ముడి నే చుట్టం చూపుగా చూడటానికి వెళ్తుంటాం . ఒక వేళ bro/sis ఉంటే , వాళ్ళే .. s/w field లో ఉంటే .. అర్ధం చేసుకొని తిట్టటం మానేస్తారు . అలా లేకపోతే phone చేసిన ప్రతిసారి సంజాయిషీ .
salary పడుతూ ఉంటుంది . bonds కి అని , mutual funds కి అని , credit card bills కి అని కట్టి కట్టి .. సంపాదించింది అంతా ధార పోస్తాం . ఇంకేమన్నా మిగిలితే తెలివైనోడు అయితే home loan మీద , మనలాంటి వాడు అయితే గాలి తిరుగుడు మీద తగలేసేస్తాం .
ఇలా జీవితం ప్రశాంతంగా సాగుతూ .. ఉండగా one fine day ఎవడో ఒక ex-colleague / colleague పెళ్లి settle అయింది అని పిలుస్తాడు . మనకి ఒక అమ్మాయ్ ఉంటే బావుండు అనే ఒక వెర్రి ఆలోచన పుడుతుంది . మన s/w field లో బావున్న అమ్మాయిలు అంతా booked, married or north indians అయి ఉంటారు . అక్కడే వంద లో 95 మంది filter అయిపోతారు . మిగతా ఐదు లో 4 మందిని "friend" కంటే అక్కా .. అని పిలవటం better అనేటట్టు ఉంటారు . ఆ మిగిలిన ఒక్క అమ్మాయ్ కోసం team అంతా కొట్టేసుకుంటూ ఉంటాం . ఆ అమ్మాయ్ ఎవరితోనూ commit అవ్వకుండానే అందరితో free గా బతికేస్తూ .. ఉంటుంది . One more fine day పెళ్లి card ఇస్తుంది . ఇంకేముంది Heart breaking లా దేవదాస్ లా గడ్డం పెంచేసుకొని .. ఆ అమ్మాయి మంచిది కాదు అని deciding. next day నుంచి ఇంకొకళ్ళకి trying.
Reviews వస్తాయ్ . " నువ్వు excellent, నువ్వే లేనిదే company లేదు , కత్తి , కేక , కమాల్ , etc, etc ... " అని చెప్పి ఊరించి చివర్లో .. "but" అంటారు . తీరా చూస్తే నీ salary లో ఇంకో సనక్కాయ్ పెంచాం , పో .. అంటారు . Resume update cheyyali అని గత ఆరు నెలలు గా తీస్కుంటున్న decision ని మళ్ళా ఒకసారి స్మరించుకుని .. అలా ఇచ్చిన సనక్కాయల మీద బతికేస్తుంటాం .
… ఛీ .. ఎదవ జీవితం !!!









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Lucky Doctor

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, what happened to your back?"

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He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."

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Indian tounge Twister

What does













“Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”



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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

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“Nine Pipe Pour Pour Pipe Pour Pipe Pour Pour Pipe”



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Lallu Prasad Giving his mobile number

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Ha ha ha ha….JJJ


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Bapu's apprisal

'Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare, tumhe promotion na de,

tum kam karte raho....

sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo......

promotion ki ummed na karo.......

Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.

Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega'

Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile ,

to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur Vinamrata se kehna.......



I am resigning

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GET WELL SOON MAMU


Baapu Ne Bola Hai....

Sab ko bhejo...

Jokes ..to bring little smile.

Boy: after our marriage..u promise me dat u wont ask for separate house for your own..

Girl: No dear, I am not like dat kinda gal..u can shift ur Mom to some other house..



"Rishta wahi..Soch nayi"



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Girl to her BF: Is week movie dekhenge..

nxt week shopping karenge..



BF: Uske nxt week mai mandir jayunga...

GF: woh kyu?

BF: Bheek mangne...



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A Woman was kidnapped ..

the kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her Husband and demanded money.

Husband replied : " I want more proof..MUNDI bhejo MUNDI "



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Marwadi donates blood to an Arab, Arab gifts him a Ferrari.



Marwadi again donates him blood, but this time he gives him only 1 rupee.



Marwadi - Yeh kya hai?



Arab- Ab meri ragome tera khoon daud raha hai. :)))



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Husband : Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife : Why Three?

Husband : For you and your parents



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A Man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary & his wife did not speak to him for 3 months!



Was the necklace fake?



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Sharabi-AAJ Tab tak piyenge

jab tak woh saamne wale 3

ped 6 nahi

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pub manager-saalon bas karo

saamne pehle se hi 1 ped hai



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dulha on marriage to dulhan"shadi se pahle tera koi boyfrnd tha kya?"

dulhan silent

dulha"is khamoshi ko main kya samzu?"

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Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: ‘Hello

WOMAN: ‘Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?

MAN: ‘Yes

WOMAN: ‘I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?

MAN: ‘Sure ¦go ahead if you like it that much.

WOMAN: ‘I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.

MAN: ‘How much?

WOMAN: ‘$70,000?

MAN: ‘OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

WOMAN: ‘Great! Oh, and one more thing ¦ The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000?

MAN: ‘Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.

WOMAN: ‘OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!

MAN: ‘Bye! I love you, too.

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open ¦..

He smiles and asks, ‘Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?

Jokes on physics

Physics would have been much much Easier...


If..

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The Tree itself had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead of the Apple..!!

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How Newton Died ?



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Coz He Couldnt Bear Rajnikant Breakin All The Law Of Physics which He

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WHICH IS THE MOST DANGEROUS ALPHABET OF ALL?



" W "!!



B'COZ ALL WORIES START WITH "W"



WHO?

WHY?

WHAT?

WHEN?

WHICH?

WHOM?

WHERE?

WAR!

AND FINALLY



WIFE....!



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Moral of the movie ROBOT-

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A girl can not only spoil a man but even machines-!:-o



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newton's law:

lecturing is d phenomenon of transferin the info 4m d notes of lecturer to

the students notes without passing throu'd brain of either



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Gals Language:

Stupid(U r Smart)

Idiot(U r Cute)

Shut up(I Luv u)

I'll kill u(I'll die 4 u)

GN(All slept u can cal me nw)

Fwd 2 gals to laugh & boys 2 undrstnd



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When Alchohol is consumed,

Whatever is in the mind comes out...





So I suggest all students to drink before writing da exams.



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You know a

Crazy fact of todays generation

:Once upon a time, GIRLS used to cook like their mothers.

But now they drink like their Fathers...!!!



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what is swarg?

american salary,

british house,

chinese food,

indian wife,

what is narak?

american wife,

british food,

chinese house,

indian salary



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A Sign At A Petrol pump ...





"Plz ... Don't Smoke Here ... Your Life May Be Worthless,

But

Petrol Certainly Isn't...!"



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The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.

It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.



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If u r with 1 girl its Anand...

If u r with 2 girls its Mahanand...

If u r with 3 girls its Parmanand but

If u r with many girls then u must b Swami Nityanand.



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Earlier

Luv Startd wid Eyes

Grew wid Gifts

Ended wid Tears





Now: Luv Starts frm Cellphone

Grows wid Msgs

&

Ends wid "UpbhogtaKisi aur Call par Vyast hai.”



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When u read a love message,

U never think of the person who sent u the sms..

But u think of the person whom u love the most!!

STRANGE..



sala kharcha kiska

or

Charcha kiska!



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The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And

The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts



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A student grabbed a coin,



Flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I go to sleep.”



Tail, I watch a movie.



If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

balayya's kotha cheddi-- sms joke

balayya kotha red cheddi konnadu , anadham thattukoleka oorantha lungi yethi mari chupinchadu ,intki vachi chusthe


cheddi intlone undhiii....!

follow more balayya jokes Balayya Jokes

balakrishna studies....

Galileo used lamp 2 study

Graham Bell used candle 2 study

Do you know what Balayya used to complete his studies.....


It is 'Ambica Agarbatti'.....

love more balayya jokess... click here balakrishna jokes

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Techmahindra freshers ..bsc,bca

OFFCAMPUS 2009 & 2010

Dear All,



We are initiating Off Campus recruitment of B.Sc. (CS, IT, Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics, Statistics, Electronic, Electrical) / BCA / BCS graduates of 2009 and 2010.



We look forward to your support in recommending suitable candidates as per details given here under.



Eligibility Criterion

Candidates should have graduated in the year 2009 and 2010 with a consistent academic performance of Minimum 60 % & above at X, XII & Graduation (relax able to 55% & above at any one of the levels).



Only 1 year gap is allowed in between courses.



Graduation should be completed within the stipulated time allocated by respective University. Any gap during the course will not be considered.



Courses

1. BSC

Computer Science

Physics, Chemistry, Mathematics

Statistics

Information Technology

Electronics

Electrical



2. BCA



3. BCS



Compensation

Selected Candidates will be offered salary of Rs.1.44L pa. They will be put through initial training of 3 months and will be confirmed only after successful completion of the training. They will be required to sign a bond of Rs.1 Lakh for 2 years on joining.



Please note that we will not be considering any other discipline or pass outs from any other batch apart from the ones mentioned above.



Selection Process



· CVs are to be forwarded to bscfresher@techmahindra.com or bscfreshers@techmahindra.com

· Please send the CV’s with the spread sheet format attached. Incomplete entries & resumes sent directly to recruitment team or any one else will not be considered.

· Last date for receiving the resume is COB (6pm IST) –31st Dec 2010. CV’s will be shortlisted based on the criterion & intimation will be forwarded to candidates directly at least 1 week in advance, to appear for Aptitude tests / Interviews

· Candidates will be called to join from a merit list which will be prepared based on Academic, Aptitude Test & Interview performance of candidates. Communication to this effect will be sent to candidates by e-mail directly.

· Those offered will be required to join within 1 – 2 weeks of selection at Pune and Noida for training & subsequent posting. Not joining on given date and location will be considered as rejection.

· No queries with members of the Recruitment team regarding any of the referred case(s) during the selection process will be entertained.

· Candidates need to carry following documents (original + photocopy) at the time of test / interview.

· There will be not reward against this referral.



Mandatory Documents required to be carried by candidate for test / interview

A. Hard copy of Resume

B. Originals & Photocopies of Mark sheets and Certificates of 10th and 12th Std.

C. Photocopies of Mark Sheets (all semesters) and Degree certificate(s) of Graduation applicable

D. Photocopy of Passport or acknowledgement copy of Passport application

E. 3 Photographs


excel sheet in below format

1 Name of Candidate Email-ID Contact No. Preferred Interview Location 10th % 12th % Graduation Grad Stream Grad % Grad University/ college Name


2

3 Values have to be entered exactly below the headings in the 2nd Row ONLY

4 Name should be Candidate's Name

5 Email ID is Candidate's Email ID

6 Phone No of the Candidate to be referred

7 Preferred Location has to be selected from the list

8 Graduation will be the name of the degree;

9 Percentage for the same also has to be entered in Grad %

10 DO NOT MAKE ANY CHANGES TO FORMAT OF XL, ELSE SYSTEM WILL REJECT APPLICATION

balayaa ...rocks

1) After Tollywood T20match.






jr.Ntr: Enduku babai umpire ni kottavu...?


Balaya: Nenu bowling chestunnapudu vadu nannu "OVER AINDI" ani Thittadura anduke kottanu ra .....!










2) jr.Ntr: Babai Naku recharge chepinchu naa mobile lo Balance ledu.


Balayya: Enduku ra na dantlo full Balance undi nee Bluetooth on chesuko nenu Pampisthanu..










3) jr.Ntr:Babai eddo kotha college kaduthunavanta...?


College name enti Babay..?


Bal Krishna: " BALAYYA MEDICAL COLLEGE OF ENGIEERING"










4) jr.Ntr: Enti babay chair kothaga undi eppdu konnavu...?


Balaya: Ninna Audio function ki vellmu " TAKE YOUR SEAT" annaru ra...










5) Nurse: Congrats sir me intlo mahalakshmilanti kuthuru putindi ...


Balaya: Are yem technology, wife hospital lo unite Kuthuru intlo ela putindi..........????










6) jr.Ntr: IIT ki Opposite word enti babay...?


Balaya:U U coffee ra.......










7) jr Ntr: Babai nuvu evari kanna i Love you ani cheppava...?


Balaya: cheppanu Kani i 2 love you antundi ra aa rendo vadevado ardham kavatam ledu...










8) jr Ntr: Babai water nundi current enduku teetharu...?


Balaya: Aala tiyakapothe manamu snanam chesetapudu shock kodatadi kadara...






9)Balaya: Arey nee mobile lo time 11pm ani pettuko ra..


Ntr: Enduku Babai...?


Balaya: Naku night balance undi ra phone chestanu..






10) Balaya & Ntr walking on d road.They saw 1000rs note on d road.


Ntr: babai manam fifty fifty teesukundam..?


Balaya: mari migilina 900 em cheddam ra..


Last but not the least......






Ultimate one J






Sir: Nuvvu emi avvalanukuntunnavu ra??


Student : Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police ayyi,


manchi soft ware company lo, lawer ga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job cheddamanukuntunnna sir


Sir: Rey nijam cheppu nuvvu nuvvu nuvvu BALAKRISHNA Kodukivi kada leaka fan kada...?


:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)


I wish the smile to be continued for ever on ur face.

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Referal Id: 53997

NTR as Software developer ..dana Veera sura karna

SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!!

☼ ☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼




These are real life anecdotes shared by IT workers.



_____________________________________________________________



Vivek



I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!



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Bhavani



Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.



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Ashok



Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.



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Jyotsna



Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .



And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..



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Abhijeet



Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.



I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"



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Anup



I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..



at my personal internet connection at home...



thinking it will be blocked any way.



Till I realize - I am at home.



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Rohit



Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.



keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.



I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....



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Nidhi



Once after talking to one of my friends



I ended the conversation saying,



" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"



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Nisha



Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin



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Nisha



I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???



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Sandeep



Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....



pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....



I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.



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Ashwin



Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.



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Vidyarthi



And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!