Saturday, March 29, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
AR Rahman Studios
These are snaps of AR Rahman Studio
Layout:
35m2-380ft2 control room
120m2-1300ft2
mix stage / record space
2 isolation booths
2 machine rooms
One lobby
Control room
Front
Surrounds
Subwoofers
Amplifiers
Processing
7.1 monitoring
3 x Dynaudio M4+
4 x Dynaudio BM15
2 x Dynaudio 18"
Chord SPA
XTA DP226 & DP224
Equipment:
Neve 88R mixing board
Protools HD3 system
Pyramix system
MOTU 896 interface
Mix stage
Front
Surrounds
Subwoofers
Amplifiers
Processing
7.1 monitoring
3 x Tesseract MPTS-1
8 x JBL 8340
4 x Bag End Infrasub-18
Bryston 9B & 4B SST
TMH Bass man
Ashly 424Gs & 224GS
Equipment:
Euphonix System 5
Euphonix R1 recorder
Pro Tools HD3
Dolby Processor CP650
DTS Processor
Stewart Filmscreen 21ft
DPI Mercury HD projector
Features:
TMH certification
Project management &
Acoustical consulting:
Sound Wizard
Architecture & design:
Studio 440 - L.A.
Wiring & integration:
Studio Care - Chennai
Contractor:
New Dawn Carpentry
Completion:
August 2005
Layout:
35m2-380ft2 control room
120m2-1300ft2
mix stage / record space
2 isolation booths
2 machine rooms
One lobby
Control room
Front
Surrounds
Subwoofers
Amplifiers
Processing
7.1 monitoring
3 x Dynaudio M4+
4 x Dynaudio BM15
2 x Dynaudio 18"
Chord SPA
XTA DP226 & DP224
Equipment:
Neve 88R mixing board
Protools HD3 system
Pyramix system
MOTU 896 interface
Mix stage
Front
Surrounds
Subwoofers
Amplifiers
Processing
7.1 monitoring
3 x Tesseract MPTS-1
8 x JBL 8340
4 x Bag End Infrasub-18
Bryston 9B & 4B SST
TMH Bass man
Ashly 424Gs & 224GS
Equipment:
Euphonix System 5
Euphonix R1 recorder
Pro Tools HD3
Dolby Processor CP650
DTS Processor
Stewart Filmscreen 21ft
DPI Mercury HD projector
Features:
TMH certification
Project management &
Acoustical consulting:
Sound Wizard
Architecture & design:
Studio 440 - L.A.
Wiring & integration:
Studio Care - Chennai
Contractor:
New Dawn Carpentry
Completion:
August 2005
THE SUCCESS OF MARRIAGE
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "
Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."
Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after. "
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Men Vs Women
Men:
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one
Around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their
Luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.
7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their
Mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women:
1. the most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive
Clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something To wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress
Beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "An old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still
Expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you
Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"
The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.
The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."
A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."
The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"
The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... That is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that shit again , you're in my closet now.
Funniest School Excuse Notes !
These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country.
1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.
4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor.
5. Sandra won't be in school a week from today. We have to attend her funeral.
6. Please excuse Holly from Jim today. She is administrating.
7. Kevin was absent from school yesterday because he was playing football. He was damaged in the growing part.
8. Amy could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins.
9. Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
10. Please excuse Jesse from school. He had very loose vowels
1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute her.
4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor.
5. Sandra won't be in school a week from today. We have to attend her funeral.
6. Please excuse Holly from Jim today. She is administrating.
7. Kevin was absent from school yesterday because he was playing football. He was damaged in the growing part.
8. Amy could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins.
9. Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.
10. Please excuse Jesse from school. He had very loose vowels
Anger Managment
Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?"
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."
Wife: "I clean the toilet."
Husband: "How does that help?"
Wife: "I use your toothbrush ."
WIFE
Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!"
Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!"
Confident vs. confidential
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential? "
Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! "
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Pregnant lady
This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was
several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing.... ......... ......She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked
why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The
Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third
move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber
would have prevented this accident.'
The case was dismissed... ......! !!!!!!!
several months pregnant boarded a bus.
When She Noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling
humiliated on Account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out
laughing.... ......... ......She had him arrested.
Then the case came before the court, the young man was asked
why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
noticing she was pregnant..
She sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Coming Soon: The
Gold Dust Twins'.
I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving
advertisement, which read: 'William's Stick Did The Trick'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third
move she sat under an advertisement, which read: 'Dunlop Rubber
would have prevented this accident.'
The case was dismissed... ......! !!!!!!!
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Shamshabad Airport
It is an video which tells different parts of new shamshabad airport.These are the main routes from different places to shamshabad.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
India Customs in hyderabad
I just came from USA and landed in hyderabad.
These are the tip and tricks to escape the Customs in hyderabad.
Tips
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1.We can bring goods(electronics,2litres of liquor and 200 cigars) worth 25000 rupees
2.We can bring one laptop per adult.
3.We can bring cash worth 10,000$.
Tricks
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1.Dont get tensed if u have more goods.
2.They will first check your handlugage.Generally that will not create any problem.
3.If your suitcase which is checked in has some chalck marks then it is confirmed that they will catch you for customs.So if you remove those marks then that would be fine.
These are the tip and tricks to escape the Customs in hyderabad.
Tips
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1.We can bring goods(electronics,2litres of liquor and 200 cigars) worth 25000 rupees
2.We can bring one laptop per adult.
3.We can bring cash worth 10,000$.
Tricks
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1.Dont get tensed if u have more goods.
2.They will first check your handlugage.Generally that will not create any problem.
3.If your suitcase which is checked in has some chalck marks then it is confirmed that they will catch you for customs.So if you remove those marks then that would be fine.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Recent Survey
A recent survey was conducted to discover why men get out of bed in the middle of the night...5% said it was to get a glass of water...12% said it was to go the toilet ... 83% said it was to go home.
Bad Bargain
A man is walking around cannaught Place with his wife. They come to a perfume shop where the wife walks in and the hubby stands waiting outside.
A hooker comes along and tells the husband: "Like to come home with me, buddy?"
"For how much?" asks the man.
“500 Rupees," says the hooker. "I'll give you 100," quips the husband. The girl spits at him and walks away. A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. When they turn the corner, they come upon the same hooker. She looks at the man and his wife and yells: "See, this is what you get for 100 Rs.!"
A hooker comes along and tells the husband: "Like to come home with me, buddy?"
"For how much?" asks the man.
“500 Rupees," says the hooker. "I'll give you 100," quips the husband. The girl spits at him and walks away. A little later, the man's wife comes out of the shop and they continue their walk. When they turn the corner, they come upon the same hooker. She looks at the man and his wife and yells: "See, this is what you get for 100 Rs.!"
The Tomato Garden
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his Tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament. Dear Vincenzo, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won' t be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me Love, Papa
A few days later he received this letter from his son Vinnie. Dear Papa, I’d do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son Vinnie. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
A few days later he received this letter from his son Vinnie. Dear Papa, I’d do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love, Vinnie
At 4 am the next morning, FBI and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son Vinnie. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie
EAT Apple
Heard this saying, since our kindergarden days. Well and its not just saying but it is real mantra for living a healthy life. Fruits have all the nutrients required for you body and soul. Here are top 10 reasons why you should throw those pre-packed junk foods and get into fruit diet.
Fruit consists for the largest part of water
Just like the human body does. If you think about it, it’s logical to consume food that contains as much water as your body does…
Fruit Stimulates Our Memories
If you didn’t know yet: fruit is the ultimate brain fuel. Fruit has a positive effect on our brains and makes you recall information easier and faster…
The Miraculous Healing Effects Of Fruit
Spectacular stories about people that cured from cancer by a strict diet of raw fruits and/or vegetables are well known but do we want to believe them? We still don’t know that much about fruit and its contents…
Fruit Is 100% Bad-Cholesterol Free
No doubt about this reason. Too much cholesterol is not good for our bodies and fruit doesn’t contain much cholesterol. Animal products like meat and dairy contain a lot of cholesterol…
Fruit Makes You Feel Better
Several stories have told us about people that were frequently depressed and how they got out of their depression slowly but surely after consuming substantial amounts of fresh fruit on a regular basis. Eating a lot of fruit can have a mysterious healing effect on human beings…
Ethical Reasons To Eat Fruit
Fruit doesn’t have to be killed and slaughtered before you can eat it. The fruits are just hanging there waiting to be picked by you…
Fruit is not expensive at all
Did you always think that fruit is an expensive product? Take a good look at how much money you spend on other food. It could be worth something to replace some of those expenses with fruit…
Fibers
We do know now that a diet with plenty of fibers helps against corpulence, high blood pressure, and other factors that increase the chance for a heart disease. The food that contains these healthy (natural) fibers is…. right: FRUIT!
Fruit Is The Most Natural Food
Fruit is food that has been made by plants to be eaten by animals and humans in order to spread its seeds…
The Human Diet
Here we are convinced that a good human diet should consist of freshly squeezed fruit juices, bread, vegetables and some water. Since it is hard for the average homo sapiens to conform him or herself to such a severe diet, we suggest that one starts by eating five to nine pieces of fruit a day…
Fruit consists for the largest part of water
Just like the human body does. If you think about it, it’s logical to consume food that contains as much water as your body does…
Fruit Stimulates Our Memories
If you didn’t know yet: fruit is the ultimate brain fuel. Fruit has a positive effect on our brains and makes you recall information easier and faster…
The Miraculous Healing Effects Of Fruit
Spectacular stories about people that cured from cancer by a strict diet of raw fruits and/or vegetables are well known but do we want to believe them? We still don’t know that much about fruit and its contents…
Fruit Is 100% Bad-Cholesterol Free
No doubt about this reason. Too much cholesterol is not good for our bodies and fruit doesn’t contain much cholesterol. Animal products like meat and dairy contain a lot of cholesterol…
Fruit Makes You Feel Better
Several stories have told us about people that were frequently depressed and how they got out of their depression slowly but surely after consuming substantial amounts of fresh fruit on a regular basis. Eating a lot of fruit can have a mysterious healing effect on human beings…
Ethical Reasons To Eat Fruit
Fruit doesn’t have to be killed and slaughtered before you can eat it. The fruits are just hanging there waiting to be picked by you…
Fruit is not expensive at all
Did you always think that fruit is an expensive product? Take a good look at how much money you spend on other food. It could be worth something to replace some of those expenses with fruit…
Fibers
We do know now that a diet with plenty of fibers helps against corpulence, high blood pressure, and other factors that increase the chance for a heart disease. The food that contains these healthy (natural) fibers is…. right: FRUIT!
Fruit Is The Most Natural Food
Fruit is food that has been made by plants to be eaten by animals and humans in order to spread its seeds…
The Human Diet
Here we are convinced that a good human diet should consist of freshly squeezed fruit juices, bread, vegetables and some water. Since it is hard for the average homo sapiens to conform him or herself to such a severe diet, we suggest that one starts by eating five to nine pieces of fruit a day…
Old Man - joke
A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkups.
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
The doctor asked him how he was feeling.
" I've never been better," the old man replied." I've got a twenty-year-old bride who's pregnant & is about to deliver a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man asked.
The doctor thought for a moment, then says, " Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for hunting.But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun ".
The doctor continued, " So he's walking in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and squeezes the handle.
BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him ."
That's impossible !" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must have shot that lion.
" Exactly" Said the Doc
Bee
A man comes running to the doctor shouting and
Screaming in pain " Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: " Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: " You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: " No, you don't understand! I'll put some
Cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: " Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree."'
DOCTOR (in anger): " No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): " On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
" Which one?"
MAN (innocently): " How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
Screaming in pain " Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."
DOCTOR: " Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."
MAN: " You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."
DOCTOR: " No, you don't understand! I'll put some
Cream on the place you were stung."
MAN: " Oh! It happened in the garden where I was
Sitting under a tree."'
DOCTOR (in anger): " No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."
MAN (still screaming in pain): " On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."
DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):
" Which one?"
MAN (innocently): " How am I to know? All bees look the same to me."
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Help poor girl - PK
Help this poor girl –
You know very well that I normally don't forward such mails.
but this girl seems to have been struck by an awful tragedy,
which has landed her in this pitiable state. One look at her
picture (pasted below) will convince you of her condition.
Anyone willing to support her and provide some help
will be doing a great service. Please send your cheques
in my name
and I will pass on the amount to her. Thank you...
MAY GOD BLESS YOU .......
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You know very well that I normally don't forward such mails.
but this girl seems to have been struck by an awful tragedy,
which has landed her in this pitiable state. One look at her
picture (pasted below) will convince you of her condition.
Anyone willing to support her and provide some help
will be doing a great service. Please send your cheques
in my name
and I will pass on the amount to her. Thank you...
MAY GOD BLESS YOU .......
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Mahatma Gandhi respected in Animal Kingdom
This is snap for Animal Kingdom in Disney World in orlando ..This snap shows how people around respect Mahatma Gandhi..
