By PurnimaMonday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Mediclaim -- good one
A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.
The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"
The man said, "Will you watch us having sex, for your expert analysis?"
The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.
When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse,"
and charged them Rs.300.
This happened several weeks in a row.
The couple would make an Appointment, have intercourse with no problems, pay the doctor and Then leave.
Finally the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to findout?"
The man said, "We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married And we can't go to her house - I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Oberoi charges Rs. 2500, Taj charges Rs.2000, Le Meridian charges Rs.1500.
We do it here for Rs.300, and I get that back from Mediclaim.
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Mobile wonders
What You See is What You Get Concept
One thing is for sure about this concept phone…they could've named it shorter. Designed by Pei-Hua Hang, the phone's name comes from the fact that this concept no longer uses an LCD as viewfinder for the digital camera, instead it uses a transparent frame. And of course, interaction is made through a touchscreen
Retroxis By Dark Label
If most phones presented here will never be sold in store for sure, the Retroxis concept phone from Dark Label looks kinda human, and makes us hope we'll be able to get one of these one day. Designed by Lim Sze Tat the phone is encased in high polished polycarbonate renowned for its lightweight and toughness and has an invisible OLED display that silently hides away when inactive.
NEC Tag
Somehow similar to the Snaked concept, the NEC Tag is a flexible phone concept that can be , for example, hung from a belt or wrapped around the user's arm. Interesting is that the phone has shape-memorizing material and sensors that allows the phone to change its shape according to the mode.
Asus Aura
Benq-Siemens "The Blackbox"
Black Box designed by Benq-Siemens uses a touch screen as its keypad and, depending on the functions you are using, the touch screen changes the control layout immediately.
*** By Hareesh
One thing is for sure about this concept phone…they could've named it shorter. Designed by Pei-Hua Hang, the phone's name comes from the fact that this concept no longer uses an LCD as viewfinder for the digital camera, instead it uses a transparent frame. And of course, interaction is made through a touchscreen
Retroxis By Dark Label
If most phones presented here will never be sold in store for sure, the Retroxis concept phone from Dark Label looks kinda human, and makes us hope we'll be able to get one of these one day. Designed by Lim Sze Tat the phone is encased in high polished polycarbonate renowned for its lightweight and toughness and has an invisible OLED display that silently hides away when inactive.
NEC Tag
Somehow similar to the Snaked concept, the NEC Tag is a flexible phone concept that can be , for example, hung from a belt or wrapped around the user's arm. Interesting is that the phone has shape-memorizing material and sensors that allows the phone to change its shape according to the mode.
Asus Aura
Benq-Siemens "The Blackbox"
Black Box designed by Benq-Siemens uses a touch screen as its keypad and, depending on the functions you are using, the touch screen changes the control layout immediately.
*** By Hareesh
Friday, December 14, 2007
American Intelligence (joke)
American Intelligence (joke)
While visiting India,
George Bush is invited to tea with Indian PresidentAbdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is tosurround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam.
"Allow me todemonstrate."
Bush watches as
Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has achild, and this child is not your brother or sister.Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !""Correct.
Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.
He hangs up and says,"Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the CondoleezaRice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza,I wonder if you can answer a question for me.
""Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father hasa child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back toyou?"
Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting ofsenior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, butnobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation,
Rice calls ColinPowell and explains the problem."Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and thischild is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust,
"Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"
Regards
Shankarling B.Sonnad
Regards
Shankarling B.Sonnad
+91-98866 40303
While visiting India,
George Bush is invited to tea with Indian PresidentAbdul Kalam.
He asks Kalam what his leadership philosophy is.
He says that, it is tosurround himself with intelligent people.
Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent.
"I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam.
"Allow me todemonstrate."
Bush watches as
Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, "Mr. Prime Minister,please answer this question: your mother has a child, and your father has achild, and this child is not your brother or sister.Who is it?"
Manmohan immediately responds, "It's me, Sir !""Correct.
Thank you and good-bye, sir," says Kalam.
He hangs up and says,"Did you get that, Mr. Bush?"
Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put the CondoleezaRice to the test.
Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleeza,I wonder if you can answer a question for me.
""Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"
Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father hasa child, and this child is not your brother or your sister.Who is it?"
Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back toyou?"
Bush agrees, and Rice leaves.
Rice immediately calls a meeting ofsenior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, butnobody can come up with an answer.
Finally, in desperation,
Rice calls ColinPowell and explains the problem."Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and thischild is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course."
Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It's our Colin Powell!"
And Bush replies in disgust,
"Wrong, its Manmohan Singh!"
Regards
Shankarling B.Sonnad
Regards
Shankarling B.Sonnad
+91-98866 40303
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
CUSTOMER CARE IN 2020
Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366 your office 7645 2302 and your mobile is 98801 62566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat H okkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is 409.00"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs.3,30,720.00 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$%^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints]
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
conference room
A conference is a gathering of important people who individually can't do anything but together can decide that nothing can be done.
Regards
Shankarling B.Sonnad
+91-98866 40303
Happy Days...
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by chandrashekar ..Photon Infotech
snanam cheyali....
cab ekkali...
office ki vellali...
oooooooooooooo ooo
ooo oooooooooooooo
ooo ooo ooooooooooo
ooo ooo ooo ooooooo
ooooooo ooo ooo
cubicle lo patalu
pantry lo matalu
training lo wonderluu
Coding lo blunderluu
Appraisals ki tenderlu...
ika cab la kai waitingu
cab drivers tho fighting
pantry lo meeting uuuuu...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
Reviews lo tappulu..
code lo bugguluu
Clients tho cheevatlu..
PM tho thittulu...
last minute codingu
Onsite tho fightingu
Bench kosamai waitngu uuuu uuu
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
jill jill jiga....
jill jill jiga...
Podduna levali...
snanam cheyali....
cab ekkali...
office ki vellali...
by chandrashekar ..Photon Infotech
Friday, December 7, 2007
Engineering Facts -6
WORLD'S BIGGEST CHURCH BUILDING………NIGERIA
Winners` C hapel…….Canaanland ………. Otta…..…Nigeria Inside Sitting Capacity……50,000 Outside Overflow Capacity……250,000
WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN-CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL…………IVORY-COAST
Winners` C hapel…….Canaanland ………. Otta…..…Nigeria Inside Sitting Capacity……50,000 Outside Overflow Capacity……250,000
WORLD'S BIGGEST ROMAN-CATHOLIC CATHEDRAL…………IVORY-COAST
Engineering Facts -5
WORLD'S LARGEST MOSQUE………………PAKISTAN
Shah Feisal mosque…..Islamabad……Pakistan Inside hall capacity ….35, 000 outside overflow capacity…… 150,000
Shah Feisal mosque…..Islamabad……Pakistan Inside hall capacity ….35, 000 outside overflow capacity…… 150,000
WORLD'S BIGGEST HOTEL………LAS VEGAS
MGM Grand Hotel….Las Vegas….6, 276 rooms
WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE HOTEL …DUBAI…U.A.E
Burj Al Arab Hotel, Dubai….only 7 Star Hotel in the World Cheapest room…$1000 per night.…..Royal suit…$28,000 per night
Engineering Facts -4
WORLD'S BIGGEST STADIUM……….BRAZIL
MARACANA STADIUM………… RIO D.J…………BRAZIL……………CAPACITY…199,000
WORLD'S COSTLIEST STADIUM………ENGLAND
New WEMBLEY STADIUM, London….90, 000 capacities…………….cost…..$1.6 billion
MARACANA STADIUM………… RIO D.J…………BRAZIL……………CAPACITY…199,000
WORLD'S COSTLIEST STADIUM………ENGLAND
New WEMBLEY STADIUM, London….90, 000 capacities…………….cost…..$1.6 billion
MOST COMPLEX INTER-CHANGE………TEXAS
Interstate 10 Highways Interchange……Houston, Texas.
WORLD'S BIGGEST EXCAVATOR
Built by KRUPP of Germany………….45,500 tons……95 meters high……215 meters long
Engineering Facts-3
WORLD'S BIGGEST BUS
Neoplan Jumbo - cruiser……..2 in 1 bus….double deck bus……170 passenger capacity
WORLD'S HIGHEST STATUE…………….BRAZIL
CHRIST THE REDEEMER STATUE…..RIO.D.J………BRAZIL
Neoplan Jumbo - cruiser……..2 in 1 bus….double deck bus……170 passenger capacity
WORLD'S HIGHEST STATUE…………….BRAZIL
CHRIST THE REDEEMER STATUE…..RIO.D.J………BRAZIL
WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING………DUBAI
Burj Dubai……….900 meters high. To be finally completed 2008
WORLD'S LARGEST PALACE………………….ROMANIA
Palace of the Parliament…..Bucharest, Romania ………. more than 500 bedrooms, 55 kitchens,120 sitting rooms
