Sunday, October 31, 2010
SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!!
☼ ☼ SIDE EFFECTS of working in the IT sector !!! ☼ ☼
These are real life anecdotes shared by IT workers.
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Vivek
I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
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Bhavani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
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Ashok
Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
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Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Abhijeet
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
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Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???
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Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.
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Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
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Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
These are real life anecdotes shared by IT workers.
_____________________________________________________________
Vivek
I once left home to go to the market wearing my Infosys ID card and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
_____________________________________________________________
Bhavani
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.
__________________________________________________________
Ashok
Few days back I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
__________________________________________________________
Jyotsna
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune, me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
___________________________________________________________
Abhijeet
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
_________________________________________________________
Anup
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
____________________________________________________________
Rohit
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
____________________________________________________________
Nidhi
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
___________________________________________________________
Nisha
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
_______________________________________________________________
Nisha
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and wondered when they became invalid???
__________________________________________________________
Sandeep
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mg....thank god he didn't notice.
____________________________________________________________
Ashwin
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
_____________________________________________________________
Vidyarthi
And I - after a forty hour marathon in Bhubaneshwar with Powerbuilder, decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre screen!
Monday, October 18, 2010
cwg jokes
Delhi badnaam hui CWG tere liye! Sadkein bhi jam hui, CWG tere liye
1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya
3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega
10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
13) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
14) Photo for the last one..!
1) BREAKING NEWS: Suresh Kamadi just tried to hang himself in the CWG stadium. But the ceiling collapsed
2) The truth behind bulk sms banning is to stop kalmadi jokes and not Ayodhya
3) Look at the brighter side; the more countries pull out, the higher India is ranked in the final medal’s tally.
4) Terrorists set to skip CWG 2010 citing unlivable conditions and fear for their safety.
5) Q: How many contractors are required to change a light bulb in Delhi CWG stadium?
A: 1 Million. (1 to change bulb and rest 999,999 to hold the ceiling)
6) Whats common between CWG committee and students???
Ans: both start their preparations at the 11th hour.....
7) Prince Charles is actively convincing the Queen to visit dengue hit Delhi, this may be his last chance to become the king!
8) Thanks to Guernsey and Jersey for threatening to pull out of games! We now know these countries existed!
9) Ek waqt aisa aayega, kalmadi bhi sharmayega
10) A collapse a day keeps the athletes away
11) Ba ba Kalmadi, have you any shame. No sir, No sir, we are having a Common Loot Game. Crores for my partner, crores for the dame, crores for me too, for spoiling India's name!
12) AMAZING BUT TRUE: If you re-arrange the letters "Sir U made lakhs" you get "SURESH KALMADI
13) next edition of CWG will be called KWG, Kalmadi Wealth Games
14) Photo for the last one..!
