Limitation ... is what we set

Here's a story about George Dantzig - the famed mathematician, whose contributions to Operations Research and systems engineering have made him immortal.








As a college student, George studied very hard often late into the night. So late, that he overslept one morning, arriving 20 minutes late for Prof. Neyman's class.



He quickly copied the two math's problems on the board, assuming they were the homework assignment. It took him several hours to work through the two problems, but finally he had a breakthrough and dropped the homework on Prof. Neyman's desk the next day.



Six weeks later, on a Sunday morning, his excited professor awakened George at 6 a.m.



Since George was late for class, he hadn't heard the professor announce that the two unsolvable equations on the board were mathematical mind-teasers that even Einstein hadn't been able to answer!



But George Dantzig, working without any thoughts of limitation, had solved not one, but two problems that had stumped mathematicians for thousands of years.



He simply said, "George solved the problems because he didn't know he couldn't ."

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Director : U have 2 jump in 2 swimming pool 4m 100th floor
Balayya : i dont know swimming
Director : Dont worry there is not water in it
Balayya : Aithe ...keka puttishaaa

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Jnr Ntr :  Water nunchi current enduku testharu ?

Balayya babai : cheta na kodaka ala tiyakapothe snanam chesetaudu shock kodtadi kadarra

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onsite requirements for mahindra satyam

UK








· SAP - ABAP, FICO, PP, QM, MM, APO, WM , XI (6 yrs – 10 yrs)



· Program/Project Managers ( SAP) (8 yrs – 14 yrs)







For UK opportunities, mail the suitable profiles mentioning the “Skills/yrs of experience”



in the subject line to Santosh_Basarkar@mahindrasatyam.com







US







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· Clarity, Clarity PPM, Primavera, PMP (exp. - 5 yrs)



· SQL, COBOL, IBM iSeries/AS400 (exp. – 3yrs to 7 yrs)



· CGI Perl Development, Shell Scripting, UNIX, DHTML, XM (exp. - 5 yrs)



· UNIX shell(s) scripting,Perl, XML (exp. - 5 yrs)



· C#, Agile(Scrum), WPF, WCS,LINQ (exp. - 5 yrs)



· Cognos Developer, Data Manager (exp. - 5 yrs)



· Fatwire, J2EE (exp. - 5 yrs)



· Documentum, Livelink (exp. - 5 yrs)



· MES, Industrial Automation, MES-ERP Integrations (exp. - 5 yrs)



· Lombardi (exp. - 5 yrs)



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· Sharepoint Admin (exp. - 5 yrs)



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For US opportunities, please do mail the relevant suitable profiles mentioning the “Skills/Yrs of experience” in the subject line to Rajasekhar_Goud@mahindrasatyam.com.

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mahindra satyam walkins - hyderabad,pune,chennai- Aug 7th

Announcing Walk-in for rewarding careers…invite your buddies/pals!








Chennai

Hyderabad

Bangalore



Date: August 7th, 2010

Time: 10AM - 3PM



Mahindra Satyam

Chennai TEK Tower

No.11, Rajiv Gandhi Salai,

Thoraipakkam

Chennai - 600 097

Date: August 7th, 2010

Time: 10AM - 3PM



Mahindra Satyam Gateway,

My Home Hub Block A ,8th Floor,

Madhapur Village,

Hyderabad 500 081

Date: August 8th , 2010

Time: 10AM - 3PM



Mahindra Satyam

Plot No: 45(P)/46(P),

KIADB Industrial Area, Phase – 2

Electronic City, Bangalore – 560100









Requirements for:



Consulting & Enterprise Solutions – Job Code: CES

Exp.: 3-8 years



Business Performance Excellence Advisory (BPR, Six sigma, TOC)- Manufacturing, Telecom, Banking, Oil & Gas, Utilities

Content & Portal Management-Filenet, Documentum, Vignette, Fatwire, Sharepoint, Biztalk - Developers & Architects

LifeRay/JBOSS Portal server developers & architects, ATG/ Websphere eCommerce Developers & Architects

BPM -Websphere, Pega, Webmethods, Tibco,Lombardi, Business Analysts

PLM-eMatrix, Team Center, Windchill, Agile, QAD/Progress DBA

SRM - Ariba

Infrastructure Services – Job Code: IS

Exp.: 3 – 8 years



Unix, Linux, HP-UX, Solaris, IBM AIX, IBM Mainframe, Win 2k3, 2k8, VM Administrators

Identity Access Management, ITSM, Enterprise System Management

Network (LAN/WAN) Administrators with experience in CA/Tivoli/BMC/Unicenter/HP Open view/CISCO Works

Experience in Implementation of CA Tools like CA Spectrum r9.0 and above , CA Ehealth r 6.1 and above , CA NSM r11 and above, CA Autosys, CA 7 etc

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DBAs-DB2, Oracle, SQL, Sybase, Teradata

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Exp. : 3 – 12years



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Oracle Content Management (UCM); Exp Level: 4-7 Yrs

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OTM Technical/Functional/Techno functional/ Project Manager; Exp Level: 5-9 Yrs

Oracle UCM; Exp Level: 4- 6 Yrs

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Exp.: 3 – 10 years



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Java/J2EE, JBOSS, Struts, Ajax, EJB, JSP,Hibernate, Spring,Webservices

Mainframe (CICS/DB2/Cobol/PL1/PL1 with Telon), Natural Adabas

Websphere, Weblogic, IBM MQ series- designers, architects & developers

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with the following documents:



Two hard copies of their resume

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krishna lila park ..bangalore

Five thousand years ago ,Gokul was the home to Krishna's magical childhood where he performed innumerable loving pastimes. When Indra threatened

the Vrajavasis with torrential rains, blasts of thunder and lightening, and the consequent over flooding of Yamuna - all to inundate the village,

And if you were present there how would you experience all this????? And the relief the village residents felt when Krishna lifted the Govardhan

Hill and protected them!



The proposed Krishna Lila Park will give such an experience to the visitors. The main complex building will be about 360 feet tall, with a viewing gallery

at 500 ft level. This hi-tech amusement park to be constructed in Bangalore on 28 acre will be the 1st theme park in India with the quality of world

class theme parks like Disney World and Universal Studios. Already Rs 4-5 crore has been spent on the design. The project will cost Rs 350 crore. Work

on theme park to take off tomorrow, Sunday Jun 20th, 2010.



Today, our children’s minds are obsessed with Superman, Spiderman and such other characters and legends coming from the West. Lets introduce

the great characters of our Indian epics and instill in the minds of our children the deep values they represent.

at a glance..: