Sunday, December 21, 2008

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Tips for attending visa in American Embassy in Delhi

These are few tips to keep in mind when you attend Visa Stamping in American Consulate/embassy in New Delhi.

New Delhi getting visa is very easy when compared to Chennai consulate.Questions asked are also very less when compared to Chennai.Be confident is the mantra for getting American Visa.

.Be in consulate before 30 mins to your appointment.
.Wear formal dress ...no need of any tie and suit
.Wear shoes.
.Don't take your mobile phones with you.
.You will be verified the documents when your are in line outside consulate.
.You need show documents at one counter where they verify the documents.They just ask you some basic questions.
.Then after that you will enter the main building.You have a security check .
.You will stand in line to give your thumb impression(they take all 10 finger impressions).
.After thumb impression you will sit for your turn to meet the officer.
.Don't panic.
.Be confident while answering the questions.
.Don't tell unnecessary / unrelated answers,just answer to the point or question asked.
.If you don't know the answer just tell them what you feel realistic.
.Just answer the questions as what you wrote in the documents.Don't add anything on top of it.
.In New Delhi they give Visa to everyone in general.


When i attend it was on L1 visa.They just asked me one question

1.From when are you working with your company.

They will ask only simple questions

Address of Consulate

US Embassy
Shantipath,
Chanakyapuri,
New Delhi-110021
011 - 24198000
newdelhi@pd.state.gov
http://newdelhi.usembassy.gov

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Happy Ganesh chaturdhi


Management Lesson .. Salaried employee


husband,wife and blind man

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8Children... A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.. After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!! The blind man replies: "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus! So shut up and keep walking!!!!"

The Law of the Garbage Truck...

One day, I hopped into a taxi and took off. We were driving in the right lane when
Suddenly, a black car, jumped out of a parking space
right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed the
brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just
inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head
around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver
just smiled and waved at the guy. I mean, was really
friendly. So I asked, "Why did you just do that?
This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the
hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me
what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck'

He explained, "Many people are like garbage trucks.
They run around full of garbage, full of
frustration, full of anger, and full of
disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need
a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on
you. NEVER take it personally. Just smile, wave,
wish them well, and move on with the routine life."
Don't take their garbage and spread it to other
people at work, at home or on the streets.

The bottom line is that successful people do not let
garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short
to wake up in the morning with regrets, so......
'Love the people who treat you right.. Pray for the
ones who don't.'

A very rightly said quote: Life is 10% what you make
and 90% how you take!!!!

Sunday, November 23, 2008

If recession continues for the next two years......,

Chacha kaise ho ???
Chacha: ab kya batau.... Bada beta share broker hai...

doosara beta Jet Airways mein hai
aur teesara software mein


sabse chhota PANWALA hai...


Bus Wohi ghar chala raha hai....


Mens Day ..Be proud


Indian men in danger ..sucides

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Mahesh babu in Nandi function

YS : BABU KITTAPPA MANAM ENTA UPINA LABAM LEDU ..PRINCE TO UPINCHU BABU..

CHEYYI UPU NAYANA NEEKU DANDAM PEDATA LEKAPOTE EE PANCHE GADU MANA PADMALAYA LAND LAGESUKUNTADU..
NAGARJUNA NI CHUSI NERCHUKO NAYANA ..ANNI VALLA NANNA BUDDULE VACHAYI




Friday, October 31, 2008

wife vs husband ..wife wins allways

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'


'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...


The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;


God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!'



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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