Thursday, July 31, 2008

whiskey and worms

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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about The evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved...

Smart woman

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Barbara Walters of Television's ABC 20/20 did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan, several yearsbefore the Afghan conflict. ...
Sunday, July 27, 2008

funny Signboards

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Sign on a famous beauty parlour window: Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your Grandmother!! -------------------...
Saturday, July 26, 2008

Religious husband

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HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM CHURCH; HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP. HE THEN CARRIED HER AROUND THE HOUSE. THE WIFE WAS SO SURPRISED AND S...

Think before you speak

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FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shamp...

condom and flu

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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. O...

men dont understand really

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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private are...

black condom

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T his just-married white couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want ...

lady and casino dealers

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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a ...
Thursday, July 24, 2008

Good quotes

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Here are a few select tags : 1) The hardest working seven letter word " SUCCESS " 2) There is only one happiness in life, ...

Bihari english letter

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A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual ...
Monday, July 21, 2008

oracle Apps Technical Consultants

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Saturday, July 19, 2008

Petrol is cheap

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Diesel (regular) in Mumbai : Rs.36.08 per litre Petrol (speed) in Mumbai : Rs.52 per litre Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre De...

Best interview answers

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Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ... Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining ...

bollywood ..jokes

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1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT . 2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 4.) 4 weeks in Swi...

Educated lady

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Never Argue with a Woman One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides ...
Friday, July 18, 2008

Gay chicken

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A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer...
Thursday, July 17, 2008

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TV spoils friendship

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Jyothika ans Surya daughter

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Best job after appraisal ..by padma

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The best job: After appraisal…. .

SAP walkins

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Happy morning

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Happy Morning JJJ !!!! Start the day with a smile like this...

Satyam Walkin interview oracle apps

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Patni lays off employees

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MUMBAI: After Tata Consultancy Services and IBM Global Services, Patni Computer Systems has laid off close to 400 employees citing non-pe...
Monday, July 14, 2008

Balanced life

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A Long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then...
Friday, July 11, 2008

Logical and legal joke

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After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Student: "S...

Whom to marry in software cycle

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Vidhya : hey! what is the matter you have called up all of a sudden? Nithya : do u remember that my parents gave my horoscope, to...
Thursday, July 10, 2008

SAP recruitment satyam

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Software engineer after death

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A Software Engineer dies in a car accident and finds himself at the heavens door "Pearly Gates". A beautiful music is being playe...