Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Pipal Tree

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what will u call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ? ans: nokia ( connecting pipal )

Ant and Elephant joke

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All ants were bathing in a pool... Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool.. All ants get out of water... One ant climbs at the...
Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Some facts about sree rama navami

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Rama Navami Observed by Hinduism Type Birthday of Rama Ends Ninth day of Navami Date April 2008 date April 14 Celebrations 2 days Ram Navami...

Knotted rope

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One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. After the wedding, they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, th...

Weight loss

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baba Ramdeve said, {sabha mein} ketane logo ne apana wait kam kiya hai. one women- Baba maine , do din me 10 kg loose kiya. Baba-kaise, saba...

Perspective of life

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One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people ...

SRI RAMA NAVAMI SUBHAKANKSHALU ... by shekar

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SRIRAAMA! RAAMA! RAAMETHI RAMEE RAAME MANORAMEE SAHASRANAAMA TATTULYAM RAAMA NAAMA VARAANANE!!

HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE..?

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One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t ...
Monday, April 14, 2008

Parking rates

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A Person walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs...

Breast Size

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A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers: "Well, son, there ar...

SOME GREAT QUOTES FOR THE DAY... Soundar

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SOME GREAT QUOTES..... ' = Single quote and " = Double quotes. hahahahahahaha

America ...Too good ..By Neel

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One fine morning , every thing was going smooth as usual. Suddenly, the motors screeched with a sudden brake, when every one in the city jus...

SAP recruitment in Satyam

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The requirements are in 1.SAP Technical consultants --- ABAP,BW,BASIS,XI,Net weaver 2.SAP Functional Consultants ---- FICO, MM,PP, SD, QM, P...
Saturday, April 12, 2008

Race success meet

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Wife ..Husband Jokes

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Some wife bashers If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of co...

11 Rules For Heathy Friendship

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1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, But what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage ...

Wish You A Very Happy BAISAKHI festival....Baisakhi Di Lakh Lakh Vadhaai

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HAPPY BAISAKHI TO U ALL!!!! Significance of Baisakhi Vibrant Festival of Baisakhi is considered to be an extremely important festival in...

Innovations ..By mala

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Spoon

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A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization... Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, a...

Managers

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A team of Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So the Managers go out to the flagpole with ladders and t...

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY!!!!!!!!

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Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room...
Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Perfect husband

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Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the begg...

Trust

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Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, 'Sweetheart, please ho...

Secretary fired...

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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be...
Tuesday, April 8, 2008

IT company

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A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employee... ..... Leave them to us

Interview

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After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: ' WE do have an opening for you..! Applicant: What is it? Interviewer...

Girl and Shopkeeper

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Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved...

Question

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Someone has rightly said, 'A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer' No Wonder why so many of us speechless when ...

Fear

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What is a Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your...

Marriage

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Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the c...