Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joke. Show all posts
Monday, March 28, 2016

Dont mess with wives

›
After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s ...
Tuesday, June 3, 2014

INTELLIGENT ROMANCE

›
Husband : Wow, you look pink. ?? Wife:"When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart, it star...
Saturday, April 27, 2013

Presentation makes the difference

›
2 Women chatting in office.. Woman 1:" I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ?? . Woman 2:" It was a disaster.. My hus...
Friday, September 30, 2011

Little Boys Prayer ..Government taxes

›
A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting th...
Friday, September 9, 2011

Santa to Satisfy Female Gorilla

›
The Zoo acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handl...
Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Wonderfull definations

›
Wonderfully described definitions......... CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the...
Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Lucky Doctor

›
One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him" OK, w...
Saturday, January 22, 2011

Perfect Husband

›
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and b...
Wednesday, January 12, 2011

balayya's kotha cheddi-- sms joke

›
balayya kotha red cheddi konnadu , anadham thattukoleka oorantha lungi yethi mari chupinchadu ,intki vachi chusthe cheddi intlone undhiii...
Sunday, August 8, 2010

balayya sms jokes -3

›
Director : U have 2 jump in 2 swimming pool 4m 100th floor Balayya : i dont know swimming Director : Dont worry there is not water in it ...
Wednesday, May 12, 2010

what makes you to be Nityanand

›
If you are with ONE Girl, it’s ANAND If you are with 2 Girls, it’s MAHANAND If you are with 3 Girls, it’s PARAMANAND ...
Monday, December 14, 2009

Management Review

›
THE SAGA OF MANAGEMENT REVIEW OF WRITING STYLE Question: How many feet do mice have? Original reply: Mice have four feet. ...
Sunday, November 8, 2009

Never be a developer

›
Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester) Mukesh Thakur (Developer) _______________________________________ Roshan D'Mello: Hey Mukesh, there...
Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Sincere Friend....

›
A Sincere Friend...! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Alwayz be HAPPY :...
Sunday, September 13, 2009

If women controlled the world......

›
IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD... ............ ............ .................. ........................ Best of All ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !...
Thursday, August 13, 2009

best friends..joke

›
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say '...
Saturday, August 8, 2009

An Apt IT joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

›
Here is a real cool one couldn't resist to share this with you J Five cannibals (Man eaters) get appointed as programmers in an IT compa...
Thursday, July 23, 2009

Swami Vijay mallya -joke

›
“A beautiful dress is of no use until it inspires someone to take it off.” ...
Saturday, July 18, 2009

DR.Banta

›
A Doctor wanted to get off work and go for touring, so he approached his assistant, "Banta, I am going on tour tomorrow and don't w...
Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Apartment for rent

›
a businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told ...